Commonwealth opening ceremony

No miss hooley from Balamory disappointed

not just me then 🙂

The Cameroonian wearing the Aberdeen FC hat maybe the first to claim asylum I reckon. Dead give away.

Some great commentary…”hovercraft full of eels”…WTF?!

No PC Plum 🙁

you do realise that when they vote yes in sept all the english will statistically live an extra 9 months..

At London 2012 each nation came in with a metal Heatherwick petal that was shoved on the end of a gas filled pipe and turned into a giant torch.

Here they are coming on with a scottie dog for each nation…..it could get messy in 20 odd minutes if they try to pull off the same trick!

^^^not if we all have already died by laughing ourselves to death tonight

I think I’ve seen that scottie before. Are they reusing them?

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I think I’ve seen that scottie before. Are they reusing them?

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Even Hitler isn’t impressed:

you do realise that when they vote yes in sept all the english will statistically live an extra 9 months.

Even the 8% of the Scottish population that are English?

The canadians appear to have made their trousers out of a tablecloth from a truck stop somewhere on the A9.

Whats with the whole unicef thing? This is meant to be about sport.

tbe whole thing is cheesy as hell. Don’t producers realise that we are a potentially smart nation who want more than corny special needs saturday night tv bull. All that 1980s scottish old man singing, Rod (not scottish) Stewart and wtf susan boyle.

I did hear one slight redeeming factor in a snippet of KLF!

Great to see the England team saunter out with their hands in their pockets. 😀

And a bit of Aphex Twin…

Apologies if done already..

The Commonwealth Games. How is this still a thing?

Breaking news: Scottish athletes pull out of commonwealth games on mass as they don’t want to look like total fannIes. Wai, t too late…….

A man from Malta has got sunburnt in scotland. This can never have happened before, surely?

Good work the Northern Ireland team. Not a hint of orange in the outfit. 😀

The peeps in the over 70s aerobics class in the background must be knackered by now.

WTF are you wearing?

Hahahahahaha!

Did you see Jimmy Krankie in the green dress?

Scotland are on Aciiiiiid

Here they are…

Though I think the colour balance on my TV must be broken….

The Shamen? Mint!

That’s brown tartan looks like a child has shat out some half digested Lego.

310 atheletes. I didn’t realise we had that many atheletes.

They really should have got Frankie Boyle to present this programme!

Scottish team look like they’ve got lost on a club 18-30 pub crawl out there

Scottish outfits are fabulous.

Move any mountain…political message?

A bit more Rod. I think he’s got a sore throat.

Rod again? Jeeeeesus. Pass the whisky.

Someone get that man a Locket.

Oooh it’s Wodnee!

After a horrendous opening sequence I thought Mylo did pretty well with the live set , some class tunes in there and even a Cameroon Athlete with an Aberdeen Fc hat on. 😀

Rod reminded me of this:

I might donate if it stops Rod Stewart coming back out!

Well after all that cheese….donated

Put your hands in your pockets ya miserable gits – if only for the laugh they gave us.

Where is Alex Salmon when you need him to address the audience? Freeeeedom!

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