Come up with a genius name for my business!?!

To those doubting the market…. You’d be surprised.

Oh no, from what I saw in the NE, there is a need for much correcting of faces. 😉

Rigor Pre-Mortis.
Facebork.

When the boatox comes in

When the boatox comes in

you win 😆

When the boatox comes in

😀
(I’m having Croesus for when I set up my clinic though)

Mutton dressed as spam.

Cloggin the Lines all mine, all mine.

To those doubting the market…. You’d be surprised.

I don’t doubt it at all mate, plenty opportunities. Where you thinking of setting up Jesmond or City centre or somewhere? Lots of dentists I have as customers have given it a go over the last few years, can be quite a money spinner. Good luck

How about Scott?

About Face.

Flat Face

Vanity Chair

The Pollyfilla Fellas

PramFace ‘B’ Gone

Lip Up Fatty

Botulism! In your face.

Fort Visage

Mutton Dressed as Pork
“When The Wind Changes….”
The Portrait in the Attic
F.O.B.B.O.C.
A Stroke of Genius
Deadpan Alley

Dorian Gray’s

nip and tuck
saddlebag with ayes
the ugly tree
cut and slut shut
swollen lips

i’m not really helping am I? 🙂

Bollotox
Buttery Smooth
Eyes Wide Open
Face Fantastic
Farse

Byker Fill

Trout About Town
Ace Face from Outer Space

Seriously, if you’re going for beauty treatments at the top end of the market, you probably don’t want puns. You’re not a fish and chip shop. Although… north east…

I’d suggest probably going for something off this list:

http://hasani.net.phtemp.com/beautiful.html

A lot of those are exotic and beauty-salony sounding, although they’re probably a bit feminine if you’re wanting to also attract men who want to look permanently startled. You may want to go in a more pseudo-sciencey sounding direction, in which case “Ace Face from Outer Space” is the one to go for…

Grout the trout

😆

Futures Perfect
New You
Tomorrows Dream
Smile
Juvenate
Push Back Time
Face Yourself
Me Again
Feel Good

Someone on another thread said this forum was boring.

Someone on another thread said this forum was boring.

Bit long and random for a botox clinic, that.

Unlike: Ooh, cheeky! or Happy Feat(ures)

Hey peoples,

I’ve always been highly amused by the genius like ability of the people on here to help people come up with names of businesses when members ask for ideas…. So, now it’s my turn!

Ideas for the name of a botox and facial rejuvenation company, catering to the more discerning end of the market, based in the north east. Go!

(Extra points for amusing/witty puns)

Cheers,

Steve

Here’s your first radio jingle:

# Me eyelids! You should’ve seen us gannin’
# On the way to A and E with lots of fake spray tan in,
# For ugly lads’n’lasses there with moles and teeth in braces
# Gan along to Dr Death’s…. He sticks his blade in faces.

GazzaMask

When the gurning gets tough.

Grout the Trout is brilliant.

Sphinx Wrinks

Blind welder’s repair

Ed Zacheries

From the old joke.

Jellyface

Wifes cousin has a business doing this in Liverpool area called smooth studio, alway thought this was a good name

have we had

Death Mask

yet?

How about

‘Dr Jaffe’s’

“My complication had a little complication”

Your tag line:

“When you get your bill, there won’t be any raised eyebrows!”

When you get your bill

they do beak implants too?

‘grout the trout’ for the win.

‘About Face’

Mrs Toast… I’m not going to name it after a pun, just that this forum is usually good for a laugh. I was after some serious suggestions too, but also after a laugh.

Best so far from other friends are ‘whay eye brow’ and ‘Newcastle frown ale’

Death