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Hey peoples,
I've always been highly amused by the genius like ability of the people on here to help people come up with names of businesses when members ask for ideas.... So, now it's my turn!
Ideas for the name of a botox and facial rejuvenation company, catering to the more discerning end of the market, based in the north east. Go!
(Extra points for amusing/witty puns)
Cheers,
Steve
name of a botox and facial rejuvenation company
FANCY DRESS, mask hire.
The Mickey Rourke Institute
Why Aye Facials.
Wy eye
Edit, bugger, too late!
Orange Surprise!
[b]botox and facial rejuvenation[/b] company, catering to the [b]more discerning end of the market[/b], based [b]in the north eas[/b]t. Go!
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Well, based on your forum name...
Death Masks
Ideas for the name of a [b]botox and facial rejuvenation company[/b], catering to [b]the more discerning[/b] end of the market, [b]based in the north east[/b].
Oxymorons
Pump up the jam
Bo(tox) selected
Crinkly face away.
Biddy be gone.
Mutton dressed as lamb.
Deceptive granny.
Rip van wrinkle.
Dorian gray face reconstruction company
I don't think I'm cut out for marketing...
High fives CFH!
Great minds, Matt, great minds! 🙂
You're brave entering that market?
Otherwise, good luck and suggestions:
Fill my Face
Mush massage
Cow Collagen Chop Changers
Dr Death's Face Booking Service - book your face in now.
Face of Bo[tox]?
Shoot up your face for the Moon?
Singlescar,
Geordie Scar,
Have i got a new face for you,
Scarface,
Chin up!
Orange for pay
uplift
flogging a dead horse - or just Dedos for short
incontinentia botox
Smile! (oh, sorry, you can't)
Bigg market milf machine
'sababys
Help the Haggard
Bairn Faced Lies.
RM.
The trouble is when someone Googles your new company this thread will come up first.
You might want to change your user name.
Geordie grills
Talk to the Hand [cos the face it doesn't move that much anymore].
Keep a straight face with Dr Death
Croesus
FacePump
Detox Botox
Botox Go!
North East facial.
Look Young!
Forever Young!
North East facial treatment.
Expressions
Wor Lass Looks Mint
What is the worst that could happen?
With a NE flavour:
Glaky Gimmer
Lang Nebbed Lass
Parnickety
Permanent Surprise
mutton dressed as embryo (if taking decades off!)
Don't know about names, but "turn a new cheek to aging" should be your slogan.
as a name, id go with botoxiter, or dr deaths botularium.
catering to the more discerning end of the market, based in the north east.
Small marketplace. Gateshead resident speaking. 😉
Why the long face?
'Ave some of this petal
Stiff upper lipz
Geordie facials
Skins 'n needles
St James' smirk
Go (s) forth and numbify??
Turd Polisher
Gone South
Smooth Operator
[i]turn a new cheek to aging[/i]
There we go.
"Cheeking Dr Death"
Nice, thanks. Some of these have had me in stitches.
To those doubting the market.... You'd be surprised. 😉
Lip Sink
Defie and deface
CortiZone
Knot the face!
ParalEyes
Grout the trout
Buttocks to botox
Arse around face
To those doubting the market.... You'd be surprised.
Oh no, from what I saw in the NE, there is a need for much correcting of faces. 😉
Rigor Pre-Mortis.
Facebork.
When the boatox comes in
you win 😆When the boatox comes in
😀When the boatox comes in
(I'm having Croesus for when I set up my clinic though)
Mutton dressed as spam.
Cloggin the Lines all mine, all mine.
To those doubting the market.... You'd be surprised.
I don't doubt it at all mate, plenty opportunities. Where you thinking of setting up Jesmond or City centre or somewhere? Lots of dentists I have as customers have given it a go over the last few years, can be quite a money spinner. Good luck
How about Scott?
About Face.
Flat Face
Vanity Chair
The Pollyfilla Fellas
PramFace 'B' Gone
Lip Up Fatty
Botulism! In your face.
Fort Visage
Mutton Dressed as Pork
"When The Wind Changes...."
The Portrait in the Attic
F.O.B.B.O.C.
A Stroke of Genius
Deadpan Alley
Dorian Gray's
nip and tuck
saddlebag with ayes
the ugly tree
cut and slut shut
swollen lips
i'm not really helping am I? 🙂
Bollotox
Buttery Smooth
Eyes Wide Open
Face Fantastic
Farse
Byker Fill
Trout About Town
Ace Face from Outer Space
Seriously, if you're going for beauty treatments at the top end of the market, you probably don't want puns. You're not a fish and chip shop. Although... north east...
I'd suggest probably going for something off this list:
http://hasani.net.phtemp.com/beautiful.html
A lot of those are exotic and beauty-salony sounding, although they're probably a bit feminine if you're wanting to also attract men who want to look permanently startled. You may want to go in a more pseudo-sciencey sounding direction, in which case "Ace Face from Outer Space" is the one to go for...
Grout the trout
😆
Futures Perfect
New You
Tomorrows Dream
Smile
Juvenate
Push Back Time
Face Yourself
Me Again
Feel Good
Someone on another thread said this forum was boring.
Someone on another thread said this forum was boring.
Bit long and random for a botox clinic, that.
Unlike: Ooh, cheeky! or Happy Feat(ures)
Hey peoples,I've always been highly amused by the genius like ability of the people on here to help people come up with names of businesses when members ask for ideas.... So, now it's my turn!
Ideas for the name of a botox and facial rejuvenation company, catering to the more discerning end of the market, based in the north east. Go!
(Extra points for amusing/witty puns)
Cheers,
Steve
Here's your first radio jingle:
# Me eyelids! You should've seen us gannin'
# On the way to A and E with lots of fake spray tan in,
# For ugly lads'n'lasses there with moles and teeth in braces
# Gan along to Dr Death's.... He sticks his blade in faces.
GazzaMask
When the gurning gets tough.
Grout the Trout is brilliant.
Sphinx Wrinks
Blind welder's repair
Ed Zacheries
From the old joke.
Jellyface
Wifes cousin has a business doing this in Liverpool area called smooth studio, alway thought this was a good name
have we had
Death Mask
yet?
How about
'Dr Jaffe's'
"My complication had a little complication"
Your tag line:
"When you get your bill, there won't be any raised eyebrows!"
[i]When you get your bill[/i]
they do beak implants too?
'grout the trout' for the win.
'About Face'
Mrs Toast... I'm not going to name it after a pun, just that this forum is usually good for a laugh. I was after some serious suggestions too, but also after a laugh.
Best so far from other friends are 'whay eye brow' and 'Newcastle frown ale'
Death