A few tips from a bona fide fashion guru:
y fronts yes – gotta support the boys
corduroy dubious but possible depending on situation
tank tops Under no circumstances
duffel coat Under no circumstances
st Anthony parker WTF is that and a parka? Unless you are in the Yukon or the 1970s then no
green flash Only if a youth otherwise its trying to capture your long lost youth
plaid Are you canadian or american?
Turn ups Yes
monkey boots no
turtle not v neck Both are acceptable
no tartan but you said plaid is OK? Plaid is tartan
No Three quarter length 3/4 length what? trousers? Deffo none of them
loose not straight referring to what?
cotton yes
Nice leather belt only for fat bastards
no hats Really? a pork pie, fedora, trilby, panama all acceptable in the right circumstances. Beanies only on the hills
no shorts unless hot or cycling OK
jumpers – under appreciated indeed. I have a fine range