Moar pillow fight action..

Tom Baker, Judie Dench, Maggie Smith, Sophia Loren, Giorgio Armani, Frankie Valli, Brigitte Bardot, Shirley MacLaine, for me. I think I could cope 😉

All of those are defeated by my Polish mate Sergei who is the size of a lie whale and used to work for the Ukranian government.

Maybe the question should be how many you could handle at once.

I reckon I could take down ozzy ozborn and Noel edmonds at the same time.

Hmmm. Tough one.

Stevie Nicks would be a handful, as she could gore me with her horns.

Robert Plant could club me to death with that big old wang of his.

Maybe Kathy Bates, provided she’s not allowed the sledgehammer?

Christopher Walken…. I’m doomed (watch or no watch)

Or Keith Richards and Mike Jagger.. again, not a chance for me.

Gary Glitter 🤢

I’m 65 next month. There isn’t anyone still alive who wouldn’t likely fall to pieces with a poke!
As for Beiber and Cruise, Beiber’s ass would be grass! Cruise wouldn’t raise a sweat punching Beiber into the ground.