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  • Celebrity punch up. Who would you pick?
  • DezB
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    31 years older – there ain’t many still alive. Only
    Michael Caine (you’re a big man, but you’re bloody ancient)
    Danny Aiello (italian, connected family, best avoid)
    Roman Polanski – tiny, but a nonce, so he’ll get kicked into his own swimming pool.
    Quincy Jones – yeah, all that Michael Jackson crap.

    ditch_jockey
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    Easy choice for me: Rupert Murdoch – keep punching until my arm falls off.

    After that, I’m going for a beer and nachos with Desmond Tutu and James Earl Jones.

    rogermoore
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    Pook
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    hmm, i reckon I’d stand a chance against Stevie wonder.

    Nobeerinthefridge
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    Judith Chalmers or Gloria Hunniford.

    Mister-P
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    Holy crap!! I could fight The Fonze. No, I am not that cool and never would be

    I could also pick The Fonz, along with Jan-Michael Vincent (Stringfellow Hawk in Airwolf) or Dirk Benedict (Face in The A-Team). Eddy Merkx is in there too.

    dirkpitt74
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    1943 seems like it was a good year….
    Keith Richards
    Joe Pesci
    Billy Jean King
    Barry Manilow

    jimdubleyou
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     Jan-Michael Vincent (Stringfellow Hawk in Airwolf)

    Not to go all “Joe Cocker” on you but…

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    ChrisL
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    I get my pick of celebrities born in 1944. My first thought is that I’d stay clear of Danny Trejo, he’d probably be able to KO me with a look. Ian McDiarmid would be an interesting choice, I have nothing against him at all but it’s hard to pass up an opportunity to punch Emperor Palpatine. Talking of masters of the Dark Side who could do with a slapping I note that Rudy Giuliani is also an option for me.

    Dickyboy
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    @DezB – no interest in giving Yoko Ono a bloody nose?

    bikebouy
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    Another candidate for a pillow fight with me..

    raybanwomble
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    Tony Abbot.

    Dennis Leary

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Brian Blessed and (the late) Pat Roache are also available for me.

    I’d get battered, but I’d pay good money to watch them fight each other.

    funkmasterp
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    I’ve got Henry Winkler, Dolly Parton and Steve Martin. I reckon Dolly and I could take Henry and Steve in a tag team matchup.

    thomthumb
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    Tony Blair or Dog the Bounty hunter.

    Not sure I want to fight the Dog…

    DezB
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    @DezB – no interest in giving Yoko Ono a bloody nose?

    Fighting a woman? A 5ft woman? A 5ft octogenarian woman?? Yeah, smack ‘er in the gob 😆

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Them’s the rules.

    On Twitter, Clancy “The Kurgan” Brown has called out 90 year old Max von Sydow.

    P-Jay
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    I’d like to say it was a difficult decision, but there he is, front and centre. Trump.

    I’ve stove in his MAGA hat and his head with it in the opening seconds of round 1.

    easily
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    I’m so old I’d probably be fighting a corpse (pro-tip: I’d still put your money on the corpse if I were you).
    However, I could still face up to Yoko Ono or Roman Polanski.
    My ideal fight would have been against the Godfather himself, James Brown.

    … and I reckon I could just about take David McCallum, as long as he remained visible.

    Ro5ey
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    On the basis Dicaprio wrestled a bear, Christian Bale is Batman and Joaquin Phoenix is just a nutter … I’ll join forces with them to make a tag team ….. The Bear Bat Bonkers Brothers

    We’ll take on Matt Lucas, Stephen Merchant, Robbie Williams and Bear Grylls …. Fatty,Skinny, Medicated and Wannabe.

    DezB
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    I could still face up to Yoko Ono or Roman Polanski.

    You’ll be fine, easily. I’ve softened em up for you.

    slowoldman
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    I reckon I could probably have given Doris Day a close fight but sadly she died last month.

    funkmasterp
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    My ideal fight would have been against the Godfather himself, James Brown.

    The man was insane! I’d put my money on the Godfather. So many drugs in his system I doubt a punch would even register. Pappa would have a brand new bag made from easily. He also did time and would probably have a shiv

    Not sure I want to fight the Dog…

    Just go for the Oakleys! His eyes are like a mole’s eyes. He won’t be able to see you. If his wife is on hand I’d run away though

    easily
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    Thanks DezB, that should even things up.

    funkmasterp
    I didn’t say I’d win against Soul Brother No1, just that I’d enjoy the opportunity – his footwork alone puts him out of my class. I’d still like the chance to share a platform with Mr Brown.

    Harry_the_Spider
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    It doesn’t matter how fancy his moves are. If you hit him with a chair leg he’s going down.

    bruk
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    1942 gives a good selection. Few dead already like Ali and Gadaffi. Few alive like Mitch McConnell and Joe Biden for politics but it would have to be Paul McCartney’s face I punched.

    funkmasterp
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    I didn’t say I’d win against Soul Brother No1, just that I’d enjoy the opportunity – his footwork alone puts him out of my class.

    😂

    I’ve got Peter Sutcliffe to contend with. If there was ever a man who needed punching to death he’d be a top contender.

    geck0
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    William Shatner for me.

    Set phasers to malkey

    simonloco
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    `Peter sutcliff, ted bundy, trump, finishing off by giving George bush a slap as well

    eddiebaby
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    Jack Kerouac or failing that Doris Day or Stan Lee. Basically anyone dead.

    seosamh77
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    Yip, Trump’s getting his heid kicked in, bring it! 😆

    egb81
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    Bill O’Reilly and Benjamin Netanyahu top the list of punchable folks. I reckon I could take Stevie Wonder as well.

    For a pillow fight, Sigourney Weaver.

    fettlin
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    1949, Jeremy Corbyn,  boom!

    Hold my beer……

    thestabiliser
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    Tom selleck and Bob Marley. I’ll fight the dead one

    P-Jay
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    1942 gives a good selection. Few dead already like Ali

    If you even dream of fighting The Greatest you better wake up and apologise!

    Even now…

    eddiebaby
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    I got the date wrong (damn this newfangled way of counting years) I can get Prince Phillip. Or Charles Bronson. No, I’ve got it Peter Sallis.
    I reckon I could give wallis a kicking if he hasn’t got that bloody dog with him.

    slowoldman
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    William Shatner for me.

    Watch out for his bassoon.

    pondo
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    Putin, Swayze, Seagal, Mickey Rourke, the Hoff, Mr T, Randy Savage – shiiiiiìt. Better go for Dan Ackroyd, please, assuming dead Pat is out of bounds. 🙂

    vazaha
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    Danny

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    bodgy
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    Oi! Simon and Garfunkel! Outside now. Bob Dylan, hold my coat.

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