Celebrity punch up. Who would you pick?

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  • Celebrity punch up. Who would you pick?
  • Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    Following on from 25 year old Justin Bieber offering 56 year old Tom Cruise out for a fight who would you pick in a moment of drunken bravado that is 31 years your senior?

    Me… I’d take Jack Nicholson.

    Bill Cosby is the right age too, but I suspect there would be a lot of people in the line before me.

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    I was having a tough time deciding, from folk born in 1954. Then Iain Duncan Smith’s name came up.

    Premier Icon Rubber_Buccaneer
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    I’m 50 so suggesting a fight with someone 31 years my senior, an 81 year old, seems rather distasteful.  May I offer to wrestle a 31 year younger 19 year old of my choice instead?

    fasthaggis
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    For me ,any celebrity punch/slap* would have to involve Piers Morgan or President Chump.

    * with fish

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    They have to be 31 years older. RB, you can roundhouse Jane Fonda.

    Christopher Walkin, not because I dislike him, just because I reckon he`d be tasty and put up a good fight.

    For comedy value, Judge judy.

    Premier Icon martinhutch
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    Here’s some footage of my drunken rumble with 80-year-old Lee Majors.

    retro83
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    **** yes, I’ve got a great selection to choose from.

    Liam Neeson.
    Mr T.
    Sting.
    Steven Seagall.
    Mark Hamill.

    I’d happily let any of those deck me.

    redthunder
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    Jon Voight. 29 December 1938.
    Ian McKellen. (British Actor) 25 May 1939.
    Lee Majors. 23 April 1939.
    Francis Ford Coppola. 07 April 1939.
    Christopher Lloyd. 22 October 1938.
    Ali MacGraw. 01 April 1939.
    Kenny Rogers. (Singer-Songwriter) 21 August 1938.
    Ted Turner. 19 November 1938.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    This bloke learned not to mess with aging celebs…

    Premier Icon woody2000
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    I’ve got some great choices 🙂

    Harvey Keitel
    Chuck Norris
    Al Pacino
    James Caan

    I’ll start with Chuck and come back for the rest!

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    My money is on Chuck.

    MarkBrewer
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    It was an easy choice for me, Prince Charles.

    I don’t think I would ever get tired of punching that irritating face!

    PrinceJohn
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    Wow – born in 77, looks like I can pick most US Presidents – Clinton, Bush or Trump… Rather those than Stallone, Spielberg, Rickman or Tim Curry.

    Premier Icon kilo
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    Pope Francis or Silvio Berlusconi. Fight the pope, should be an easy victory- turn the other cheek etc and then a few beers with Mr bunga, bunga

    Premier Icon bikebouy
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    I’d like a pillow fight with

    Coyote
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    Born in ’66. So, let’s see. Ooh! Woody Allen. Quite fancy my chances there.

    scud
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    For me it would be those born in 1944, first on the list was Danny De Vito, so i may have to give him a chance and bend my knees.

    It also contains Joe Frazier, who i reckon would still probably kick my a*se

    Stevet1
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    Roger Moore

    mrb123
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    Can I have Chris Grayling even though he’s not the right age?

    Premier Icon mrhoppy
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    There are a range of 70 year olds but Magic Grampa seems like the pick of the bunch.

    DrJ
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    I’m having trouble finding a candidate born in 1928 and still alive 🙁

    mrlebowski
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    Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris or Raquel Welch?

    Hmmm….can it be mud wrestling please?

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    If I wanted a good hiding, however, it seems Jackie Chan and Denzel Washington are available to me…

    Can I pay for a forged birth certificate to make me eligible to give Mike Brewer a Last Boy Scout heel of hand / nose interface?

    Premier Icon welshfarmer
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    I’m going to go with Joe Cocker. Reckon I could lay him out flat no bother.

    Premier Icon SaxonRider
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    I was really struggling with this, as I was born in ‘72 and had few that I knew to choose from. Then I saw Richard Dawkins in the list.

    By reason of his privileged self-satisfaction, I would happily go head-to-head.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Can’t I go 31 years younger and take Justin Bieber out with a hook to body and head combo? Please.

    I actually did, in a pissed state offer my (ex)brother-in-law for a fight. Just for the giggles. He was a few years older, but ex-army, ex-bouncer, wirey nut-job. Probably would’ve floored me in seconds 😆
    Unlike Bieber where is ‘e?? ‘Old me back.

    willard
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    Holy crap!! I could fight The Fonze. No, I am not that cool and never would be.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    I could fight The Fonze

    He’s been in “Barry” (top notch Sky Atlantic series, catch it if you can). Doesn’t look as cool as he used to 🙂

    Premier Icon jag61
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    sadly only a few left from 1930 plus Id probably get a good kicking off any of them!
    neil Armstrong (1930-2012) Astronaut.
    Clint Eastwood, 88. Director.
    Ray Charles (1930-2004) Soul Singer.
    Sean Connery, 88.
    Warren Buffett, 88.
    Buzz Aldrin, 89. Astronaut.
    Katherine Jackson, 89.
    Richard Harris (1930-2002)

    Premier Icon edhornby
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    Steve Martin – the man with two brains, both smashed out on the deck, ave it !!!
    then I’m going toe to toe with Goldie Hawn or Helen Mirren, that should be an even easier payday.

    thanks to google I found out that Justin Bieber is 5’9 so he doesn’t have a height or reach advantage over Cruise so he’d get pummelled

    Premier Icon lunge
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    Simon Cowell or Morrissey are the 2 that jumped out on my list. My suspicion is the former would be an easier target, albeit the latter would be a more satisfying event.

    Premier Icon LimboJimbo
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    1946, so I have the choice of three living US Presidents, including the Wotsit dusted incumbent. He would have Secret Service minders, so I’d probably need to bring a mate to hold my coat.

    So him. Or Cher.

    Premier Icon jimdubleyou
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    Hmmm.

    Robert Kardashian is available to me, but I’d have to go with Larry Ellison – his company causes me untold headaches so he’s number 1.

    Joe Cocker is also available to me…

    croe
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    1948 – few good ones amoungst that lot but it would be between;

    1. Prince Charles
    2. Gerry Adams
    3. Noel Edmunds

    **** it – I’ll take on all three!

    Premier Icon martymac
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    For all those belittling justin bieber, you know he trains with the Manchester Storm ice hockey team don’t you?
    He might not be the pushover that some seem to imagine. I don’t necessarily mean on here, but generally.

    Premier Icon martymac
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    Back on topic, i wish i was 31 years younger than piers morgan.

    DickBarton
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    Tom is shorter and has a shorter reach, I think…

    Premier Icon cookeaa
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    It was an easy choice for me, Prince Charles.
    I don’t think I would ever get tired of punching that irritating face!

    I’m guessing we’re a similar vintage, if so I’d definitely opt for fisticuffs with Noel Edmonds or Andrew Lloyd Webber before HRH…

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