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thestabiliser – Member
“Bring me another i need more lifeforce”

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“Hello little girl. If my party is still in power when you grow up, everyone with money will have health care. Everyone else will simply die. And good riddance. They’re poor.”

/THUNK

” ……. so yahh when we had finished trashing the drawing room, Gideon so scored all this charlie and we all went back to the hotel bar but he spent most of the night in the lavs getting fisted by the call girl, Gove just kept complaining that his cheeks were still burnt from being the toast rack that morning, Borris shat all over the bed and left a mini Union Jack in the top of it for the maid, and Rothschild was an absolute leg and bought out the entire hotel chain, paid off the maitre d and arranged for the reporter to have his visa revoked
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so Suzy what do you do in your after school club?”

I wish my little brother was here today.

Why? Is he a supporter of the Tory party.

No, he is at that age where he punches everyone in the cock.

If you think I’m bad you should see who’s up next.

“You’ll be seeing lots of different people taking your lessons, we’ve move all your teachers on to zero hour contracts!”

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Girl; ‘for God’s sake, I’ve explained it to you three times already’

Chip wins

But maybe, because my lad is at that exact age…. 😯

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The image that keeps on giving;

“You swapped your juice for a bag of crisps? That counts as a small business, so I’ll add your name to this letter”

Chip wins
But maybe, because my lad is at that exact age….

Is your lad five and a half too?

“yes I do know what a fag is”