*Recycling old content. My bumbag tale from back in the day. Seems appropriate!*
I remember a long time ago, a sales event, hosted by a major US bike manufacturer. They had brought in their head honcho of accessories to speak to the great and good of the UK bike industry.
They told us all about their new range of fanny packs and how proud they were of the range. There was a small titter in the room.
‘We’ve got the small fanny”
Sniggering
‘We’ve got a medium fanny”
Gentle guffawing
‘We’ve got a large fanny”
Starting to lose it now, the audience were in tears
“And, finally, this year, we’re really proud that this year, we can finally show you our new, extra large, expandable fanny”
Falling off chairs