Bristol Bikefest roll call

Things are pretty slippy up there – early morning spin on my bike with semi slicks on which have been fine was pretty hairy this morning. I wonder if the sun today will dry it all off before tomorrow? I'll be packing my mud tyres just in case… 😯

PS – I did think the same mr_a 😉

More rain forecast for tonight. And it's all PeterPoddy's fault. 😉

had a bit of a funny turn with a heart moment on tuesday

Blimey. Probably best to take it steady for a bit then.

Never liked him 😈

Things are pretty slippy up there – early morning spin on my bike with semi slicks on which have been fine was pretty hairy this morning. I wonder if the sun today will dry it all off before tomorrow? I'll be packing my mud tyres just in case…

La la la I can't hear you..

damn rain! i will be packing some replacement tyres then.

Let's shove all the pairs of Small Block 8s we can find into a giant wicker man, tie Peter Poddy to one leg and Kingtut to the other, then burn the lot. That'll sort it out.

I'm on for that. Once KT's done his laps, mind.

What have I done? 😥

Awww crap.

Me and my mahoooosive gob. 🙁

All the forecasts I've looked at say light showers Saturday morning, then heavy rain Sat night.

Sorry

It'll be fine, at least it's warm unlike last year!

The coombes round north somerset were a bit interesting in places last night. AC will dry out fine.

What have I done?

Bundled TooTall into a bush by the sounds of things. Bloody mleh'ers, you can hardly stop them rutting 😐

KT – I thought last year was OK after the first lap, to be fair. I had a great time 🙂

EDIT
Gonna pack crud catchers, Mud Xs, waterproof shorts and a goretex jacket tonight…….

I loved last year actually – the mud skills finally coming in useful 🙂

As of midday today I see nothing of concern..

Stop Mithering.

😉

Hammering down again here (about 10 miles away) 😯

I'm going to bring a boat up I reckon 😉

Shut up Clubber you big trolling girls blouse.

😉 spoilsport.

There's no rain, the trails are all dry and I wasn't even out this morning. 🙂

There's a surprise. 🙄

100!

Bundled TooTall into a bush by the sounds of things.

If you tied yourself to KT there still wouldn't be enough of you to bundle me anywhere!

Tsk, internet hardmen.. 🙄

Tie myself to KT?

*voms*

Poison dart is where its at you know. We had to use the ones normally employed on Elephants mind.

Tie myself to KT?

*voms*

You know you want it big boy.

*knocks KT over the head with cast*

RAPE!

KINGTUT – Member
Tsk, internet hardmen..

Nope – just an understanding of basic physics – you + ADH =/= me + large Camelbak + flappy shorts.

cast ADH – you broken?

Yeah I broke him ages ago.. 😈

*weeps*

I was just out for a nice ride in some baggy shorts …

I rode to work today – in baggy shorts on a hybrid bike with skinny (for a fat man) tyres. It was great. All lycra was properly hidden.

*one hand clapping*

Seriously – a mineshaft?

Quantocks? S Wales? As if it's local and on a bit of singletrack I'd like to know where, with some degree of prescision, ideally.

Some cheek in the old Parkfield coal field. Not actually a shaft but a cave-in. Its been taped off and reported.