Boris Johnson!

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE SCUMBAGS GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
PLEASE ,PLEASE,PLEASE SEND SOME MONEY TO THE GOOD LAW PROJECT.
THE ONLY OPPOSITION WE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY.
DO IT NOW.

Unbelievable

I take it a couple of cops are going to appear in his resignation “honours”.

Zip, I support the good law project with a monthly s/o but have now added a one-off payment.
Why?
Because of the reported attempts to restrict disclosures in the imminent covid enquiry.

the traitor

…”as far as I am aware, no Government business was discussed…”

This from the man who didn’t even know he was at his own birthday party or indeed what actually constitutes a party in the first place.
Last time he had a table of cheese and wine in front of him, he described it as a work meeting!

I see the torygraph is reporting that some tory MPs are lobbying (who?) for johnson to become next secretary general of NATO.
You couldn’t make it up.
What a shitshow.

I see the torygraph is reporting that some tory MPs are lobbying (who?) for johnson to become next secretary general of NATO.

One step closer to a reincarnated pig in a poke churchillian caricature

Such a nice, not-sociopathic-and-narcissistic-at-all fellow.

Sacking a former Cummings aide left behind after his resignation:

She wrote that Johnson had told her: “I can’t look at you any more because it reminds me of Dom. It’s like a marriage has ended, we’ve divided up our things and I’ve kept an ugly old lamp. But every time I look at that lamp, it reminds me of the person I was with. You’re that lamp.”

Not quite as poetic as ‘Welcome to Dumpsville, population – YOU!’, but pretty much the same thing.

looks like the dirty digger is finally jumping off the SS Johnson as it goes down….

I probably shouldn’t be enjoying this as much as I am:

https://news.sky.com/story/nadine-dorries-retweet-branded-dangerous-by-mp-as-tory-leadership-campaign-gets-nasty-12662646

How much awareness must you lack to not understand why that particular image isn’t a great idea bearing in mind what happened to Sir David Amess?

No doubt I’m being ‘wilfully offended’ 🤣

The rumour on the island is that someone is arriving on Wednesday and staying at a house owned by someone who he has just made a sir.
Let’s hope he declares it.
# I’m going to write **** Boris in the sand

Look what turned up 😃

Remember his promises of a high wage economy…

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/uk-wages-cost-living-latest-bills-b2145826.html

Wages plunge at record rate as cost-of-living crisis deepens
Real wages fall 3% after inflation but government claims ‘jobs market is strong’ as public sector workers receive huge pay cut and bankers enjoy big bonuses

…it’s true for the few.

No harm in our outgoing PM taking huge gifts while still in office, right?

The son of a Conservative donor who hosted Boris Johnson's wedding party has received an £11.2 million UK government grant to build hydrogen buses

— Edward Hardy (@EdwardTHardy) August 15, 2022

Remember his promises of a high wage economy…

Assuming he remains a mp just wait and read his register of interest entries in the next few months.
Definitely going to be a high wage economy just on a slightly smaller scale than some may have thought he was offering.

In my opinion all government policy stretching back up to five years has been a bag of shite. That's one less talk to give …. https://t.co/3VoIvRSJTa

— Brian Cox (@ProfBrianCox) August 14, 2022

Mogg really is a nasty piece of shit stirring it up about returning to the office, then flexitime, now this.

On the day that plans to slash CS redundancy terms is announced, ahead of the cull of 91,000 civil servants.

Mogg needs to remember who worked through the lockdown and delivered the government’s schemes that kept big chunks of the country going and are largely responsible for the government coming out of it looking quite good (sorry about that)

Dont worry the right wing press will soon be laying into him about this appalling case of cancel culture and anti freeze peach attitude.
wont they?

https://twitter.com/CellaH26/status/1561781464341139458

Oh Pamela…..

Poor Pamela. Why didn’t her carer stop that…?

BBC Sounds has done a multi part Podcast about Johnson

Boris – Adam Fleming 

It’s an interesting study. Because it covers a lot of ground, folks are much more candid about Johnson’s earlier life. They speak somewhat more freely about his time at university and as a journalist about Johnson’s personality which is a completely different picture other’s try to portray in some of the later episodes include Ress-Mogg and David Frost trying to shore up both their time and the reputation of Johnson’s obviously failing Govt. Frost tries to spin the line that Johnson was deeply involved in the detail of the negotiations with the EU, Rees-Mogg tries to paint him as too ready to listen to his advisors – and blaming them rather than Johnson for the many episodes that marked the end of his PM-ship such as Partygate, Pincher, and Patterson

Pamela put phone down and put the kettle on…

Deary me.

Pamela could have been my aunt last week.

Politicians being held up as if they were some celebrity and not a serving member for the people.

eddiebaby

Poor Pamela. Why didn’t her carer stop that…?

I think she’s pretty typical of how the public think. Didn’t find it remotely funny, just sad.

(These are the people that get to vote in referendums concerning the future of the country!)

Yeah, that’s a sad conversation and I can quite believe that it is a relatively typical mindset in some areas of the population.

It does highlight just how far down the rabbit hole we have gone as a nation though.

Pamela sounds very much like

Promised me the known world, he did…..

We all know a Pamela.

We all know a Pamela.

Indeed. “They’ll never take what you’ve got…”

Love the daily fail getting all snowflakey about the mean and nasty HIGNFY, all they did was throw everything done and said by Johnson back in his face.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiE_FQ3oVdk/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Have we all watched the excellent led by donkeys summarisation of the clown’s time in office?

I made the mistake of clicking on a Twitter link to an article on Mailplus by Sarah Vine, Gove’s ex.

It was absolutely mental.

An absolute cult.

I won’t link it but here are a couple of quotes.

I was there at Carrie’s 30th birthday party where the pair danced long into the night to Abba, he awkward and ursine, she barefoot and breathless.

When it came to the disastrous Barnard Castle incident, for example — in which Cummings drove to that northern beauty spot to ‘test his eyesight’ during the height of lockdown — Johnson indulged him, defended him, expended political capital on him — and the svengali stayed.

More fool Boris. Because when Cummings finally went full tonto and turned on his loyal former boss,

Let’s not forget who ousted dumbojo.
Not trendy lefties,not wet wokes it was Tory MPs.
So the hate press can once more go **** themselves.

all they did was throw everything done and said by Johnson back in his face.

After downing several pints of whisky I ventured onto the site. It was amusing how the first few paragraphs were pure outrage but once beyond that they went into the details such as call Johnson the c word => quote from tory minister and then “accused of taking cocaine” => “avoided denying it so the logical conclusion is…”. Which isnt an unfair position.

So the hate press can once more go **** themselves.

This is the hard right press. They arent into personal responsibility and so prefer to blame everyone else.

Let’s not forget who ousted dumbojo.
Not trendy lefties,not wet wokes it was Tory MPs.

Yep that’s an important point, his own team ejected him.

Shall we post some positive appraisals as he prepares for his last day playing at being king…?

"You are admired from Kyiv to Carlisle"

Liz Truss pays tribute to outgoing Tory leader and PM Boris Johnson, telling him: "You got Brexit done, you crushed Jeremy Corbyn, you rolled out the vaccine and you stood up to Vladimir Putin" https://t.co/9Ct40LkAWI pic.twitter.com/CLEUL9eFwh

— Bloomberg UK (@BloombergUK) September 5, 2022

Don’t suppose some lovely moderator could delete this entire thread now and we can pretend he never existed in our universe as PM?

You’re assuming he won’t be back?!?

Just noticed… did Liz leave Scotland out on purpose in that little speech praising Johnson?

I liked how she stopped at Carlisle. Did she decide it would be pushing it to go north of the border?
pah forgot to hit submit.

That was my thought.

EDIT: jinx!