Boris Johnson!

Turns out that it’s a pet wolf named after an alcoholic 😀 😀

The *real* reason he had to go…

Thomas Corbett-Dillon(former Johnson adviser) tells Tucker Carlson "that we elected Boris Johnson to be the British Trump… but he became woke…. " ? pic.twitter.com/ZUJOhNk1H3

— Haggis_UK ?? ?? (@Haggis_UK) July 11, 2022

He was going to stick it to the elites, but he very quickly got sucked in by the sort of globalist agenda, you know, he spent a lot of time sucking up to Macron and Merkel that he forgot he’s a Conservative.

He went very hard on lockdown, very hard on vaccines. He became woke and then he fully signed up to this Greta Thunberg idea of the world is ending…

…He fell in with that elite crowd and he was travelling the world. He did a lot of time trying to save Ukraine and all of these things…

…He even had the hair like Trump but it just didn’t come through in the end…

I’m sorry, what?

Rednecks gotta get conspiracy fuel from somewhere.

conspiracy fuel

Is my new name for moonshine.

I’m sorry, what?

Well to sum up, Boris Johnson failed because he became a leftie liberal and wasn’t quite as handsome as Donald Trump.

Extraordinarily, Thomas Corbett-Dillon has since deleted his Twitter account (which ironically berated some other random for not knowing how to do social media).

They are so shameless aren’t they? I don’t know who that guy is (not gonna bother repeating his name) but he’s just there to say the things morons want to hear. And Tucker f***ing Carlson with that stupid confused face.

That whole industry of selling nonsense to idiots is too damn successful.

No different to the Spectator or the Telegraph to be fair…

No different to the Spectator or the Telegraph to be fair…

At least when written one has to be sufficiently motivated to read. This shit is a mainline to empty heads.

Well, this is nice: https://news.sky.com/story/boris-johnson-holding-farewell-party-at-grace-and-favour-country-estate-chequers-this-weekend-12653036

After all it was such a shame they had to cancel the wedding celebration…

And also allows him to avoid the tediousness of another COBRA meeting.

Looks like we are getting Baroness Mad Nad! How can resignation honours be a thing in 2022?

Out of office and still trolling the nation

After all it was such a shame they had to cancel the wedding celebration…

I’m away on holiday so missing my chance to pop over for one last heckle too 😡

And Tucker f***ing Carlson with that stupid confused face.

Tucker has the permanent expression of a man that tries to sneak one out but has realised he’s followed through

He really is just trolling the nation now isn’t he?
Outgoing PM, may as well have some taxpayer funded amusement before he goes.

And why the hell did that pilot not pull the ejection seat?!

“And why the hell did that pilot not pull the ejection seat?!”

Now that is a fundraising dinner I would have paid good money to attend

I’m genuinely surprised the oaf actually fit!!!

I hope the pilot pulled enough g to make the **** pass out/throw up

He’s always been at the dressing up box. Although it seems it’s been most days I’m going for 30% premiership being Mr Johnson’s jolly time.

BREAKING: Nadine Dorries & Boris Johnson went on a bender, then attended PMQs when they were still pissed & Nadine Dorries spent the entire time yelling "You're boring" at Sir Keir Starmer. You're probably thinking this is a joke, but it really happened x pic.twitter.com/BUbjoFuAlq

— Laura Kuenssberg Translator (@BBCLauraKT) July 18, 2022

I’m genuinely surprised the oaf actually fit!!!

Callsign ‘Fatbastard’ reporting for Mission Photo-Op

More Russell Casse than Maverik…

Although drunker and with no moral integrity

I notice he was up in a Eurofighter. How come he didn’t go up in just the British bits?

He’s gone full Trump

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-deep-state-overturn-brexit_uk_62d59250e4b0f6913032c504

Odds on boris trying to stay in number 10 come September just got shorter.

So Mad Nad and Johnson got pissed up before PMQs and acted like boorish offshore? Well, like, yeah? We’ve had MPs having a dangerw*nk in the commons chamber. These yobs have no respect for truth, why would they have any for anything else?

This shit is a mainline to empty heads.

The mainline has a replacement bus service running…

offshore

Should have read as ‘oafs’, but it is a happy coincidence that auto correct used another key word behind Brexit.

We’ve had MPs having a dangerw*nk in the commons chamber.

Wait, what?

We’ve had MPs having a dangerw*nk in the commons chamber.

Wait, what?

AKA looking at tractors 😁

So, whilst there is a not inconsiderable chance that Dorries and Johnson might decide to do a line of chop and she rides him reverse cowgirl on the woolsack, behind the scenes (no surprise) the assault on our institutions (and checks and balances) continues apace.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jul/19/tories-democracy-northern-ireland-protocol-bill-powers

Future Boris… assuming they can actually get the useless waste of space out of the prime ministerial flat.

What’s he doing?

Quietly touring the talky talk circuit?

Full Trump ‘they stole-d the elecshun’ playing for the hard of thinking?

Going for the Lords?

Over to the States to do the right wing circuit there?

Over to the States to run for President?

Exit like Gadaffi?

Exit like Gadaffi?

I’m not sure I could wish a bayonet up the poo-chute even to the likes of Johnson.

I’d like to see him penniless and doing a sad after dinner speaking act just to pay for his booze and super injunctions. Carrie shacked up with Zac and Johnson utterly friendless shambling from gig to gig.

Of course, it won’t happen. He is minted for life whatever transpires. The shameless bloody conman.

Yep, helped by having a pension of £80K per year as soon as he leaves office.

that’ll barely cover the drinks tab.

Won’t cover the raging Gak habit either.

Apparently Johnson aiming for editor of evening standard

Which is what I use to line our guinea pig hutch

Plenty of platform to spew conspiracy rubbish from.

I’m not sure I could wish a bayonet up the poo-chute even to the likes of Johnson.

I could.

Caught a news report that he finished PMQs with “hasta la vista” – he does seem to be chucking out hints/jokes that he doesn’t think he’s finished in politics yet, truly a Poundland Trump.

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Caught a news report that he finished PMQs with “hasta la vista” – he does seem to be chucking out hints/jokes that he doesn’t think he’s finished in politics yet, truly a Poundland Trump.

Got to love the Tory standing ovation… days after many of them were actively working on getting rid of him.

It’s the Tory way. Brutal, hypocritical and Darwinian.

… And I’m only talking of how they treat the population there, not Johnson.