Bite it?

I just picked up a storm shield replacement hose & bite valve as mine have scary black lines in them and this came with a neoprene cold weather sheath al for £3.99 at blacks.

but after a quick “test suck” I was astounded to discover that the “rubber bite” part has no hole!

zounds!!

what’s a man to do? (vertical slit, horizontal slit or pierce?)

NOOOOOoo the old camelbaks were like this, the hole is there it just needs gentle squeezing and coercing to open up. ooh err. Manipulate seductively and see what you can find 🙂

vertical slit, horizontal slit or pierce?

😯

Why does that suddenly make me think of sliding down bannisters?

I’m gonna give it some lovin’

was Bannisters that lad you went to prep school with?