Behold! Literature!

“Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

Morrisey done wrote an book.

I’m now reading that in the voice of Wisbey’s Dirty Fan Male (NSFW)

bulbous salutation

Well , Hello there!

Is it some kind of Frozen fan-fiction with subtly renamed characters to avoid the Disney lawyers?

If not then it should be. I’d totally read that.

Is it some kind of Frozen fan-fiction with subtly renamed characters to avoid the Disney lawyers?

Winkie the Poof?

except for the otherwise central zone

I’m wondering if this is swear filter avoidance

“Throughout much of his career, Morrissey maintained in interviews that he was asexual and celibate. Johnny Marr said in a 1984 interview that Morrissey “doesn’t participate in sex at the moment and hasn’t done so for a while”.”

and apparently nothing has changed

It is an unpolished turd of a book, the stale excrement of Morrissey’s imagination.

😆

Gods, that’s dreadful.

“Judges don’t live in the ghetto … they are exclusively verbal beings. What can they understand about the way life moves? … Would judges even recognize dog shit if they saw it? … Judges have to live in secrecy, don’t they, because they’ve done so much harm to society.

See also – Teh Mods.

CFH is now banned.

😀

Stupid broken forum tools.

reminds me of this classic link (nsfw) http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/ 😛

And, at the risk of treading still further on Cougar’s mod-toes, another very rude link here Many very naughty words within. NSFW.

“Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

That can’t be right, I must have my monitor upside down.

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