Barnes…………….a cycling god………..;o)

But who would be the femme? 8)

Difficult to imagine it being Ton.

Thankfully difficult to imagine at all…..

Don’t.

Please, just don’t.

Is this a Phone4U advert?

Good sport Simon…..more power too ya! 😆

I’m with Elfin, please, for the love of my sanity. Just stop now 😯

It’s ok, taking the piss but the old blokes were in in bed an hour ago!

Poor Simon. It’s very unkind, all this.

why, don’t I deal out enough stick ? It would be sad if I couldn’t take it 🙂

if me and barnes were gay………….he would be the kind of bloke i would date…….

thanks for the compliment ton, but sadly I don’t think I can reciprocate :o)

taking the piss but the old blokes were in in bed an hour ago!

uh, my normal bedtime (when I don’t have company) is 2am…

Oh no! Ton got a knock-back off of Barnes! 😯

How bad is that? Nuff shame!

bastids…………….male escort agency number please…… 😉

so the worried looking guy in the yellow jersey is Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni somehow shot forward in time –

Oh no! Ton got a knock-back off of Barnes!

have you seen ton ?? Bear in mind I like slender in a partner…

What, more like David above?

Dodgy hair and pubes aside; that truly is a bloody good bit of sculpture that. Like if a real person was painted to look like marble. To think that is hewn from a very hard material, and must have taken forking ages, it’s just amazing really.

Bear in mind pretty much exactly what i conjure up when I think of ton

Now, Ton and Elfinsafety, THAT’S something to worry about.