I can’t believe no-one’s admitted to Big Macs
Cuz they naazzty.
I get hooge fresh chargrilled burgers on massive toasted sesame buns from local chippy. Topped with perfectly square processed cheese slices, fresh salad and an octarine-coloured sauce that tastes of mayo, dill and other heavenly stuff
Mc Ds is to burgers like Walls is to sausage rolls – ie is normally possible to get something equally unhealthy yet tastes 1000% better and usually for less money.
Don’t get me wrong, love bad food way too much, including Ye Olde Oak hot dogs, scotch eggs, Pot Noodles, chocolate, cheap biscuits dipped in multiple cups of tea etc… But Mc Ds just never did it for me on the taste and texture, all the other questionable stuff.
My Mc D equivalent sin I suppose is being overly partial to D*min*es double pepperoni pizzas with extra sauce. No local independent pizzerias do it right. I’ve had better, way better, but it’s like cheap alcohol to an alcoholic.