At this moment in time, what would you change about your body?

Apart from the obvious, IE, bigger/smaller willy.
I’d have, longer legs, teeth that aren’t cracking up & eyes that work.

Hows about you?

PS, I’ve got a 3″ willy but a 9″ tongue, & I can breathe through my ears. 😛

I would love to have an extra couple of inches on my pecs.

Everything else seems in proportion, but I would love to have those big wide pecs like most swimmers seem to have.

I want rid of this cold! Head full of snot, blocked sinuses and ears and my voice reduced to a whisper. 👿

Apart from that I’m buff and my body is a temple 😯

I just want hairs on my head because I hate wearing hat yet if I don’t wear one my head gets cold. 😡

Massive balls

Yeah..I’d change my massive balls also.

I’d make mine about 30 years younger

My broken mind

I’d like super powers.

To get rid of all the loose skin I have, but surgery is far too expensive so I guess I’m stuck with it!

Everything.

Nostalgia!

Definately my eyes. I hate being shortsighted with a passion. I reckon being shortsighted has held me back massively in so many ways.

What, apart from an extra 6″ in height, extremities that aren’t affected by a neurological inherited condition, arthritis & a bad back?

Actually all that is pretty immaterial. I’m 46yrs old, i’m in good health, still got my hair and can still do a physical job.

All in all i’m a lot better off than many.

Let’s get rid of the coeliac disease please! I’ll keep the runty physique, diabetes, shortsightedness, osteoperosis, chronic pain etc, just give me a proper bacon roll.

still got my hair

You smug bastard!

If I could change one thing about my body right now, I would love for it to be asleep in bed.

You smug bastard!

Got to have something going for me! (Although its a funny silver colour now)

A knee that worked and no snapped acl

Smaller moobs
Smaller gut
No tinitus
20:20 vision without the aid of glasses

a fully functioning ticker. that is all, I quite like being a big ugly old fecker, it makes me me….. 😆

Like when Torquemada choice a new body. No I like mine, it suggests menace 8)

If you have moobs/gut you can change your body. If you’ve lost a bodypart you cant.

Smart belly, I need to do some serious work to get rid of ot!

Some colour back in my head full of hair would be good (in my 50’s so shouldn’t grumble). This kidney infection to be gone would also be good as I’m missing a cracking winter season in Scotland and good biking time at home.

The amount of sleep in needs to recover. Dog kept me up all night with an upset stomach. Wish I could survive on 4 hours.

id like to spend a couple of hours leaning against a giant bacon slicer, to get rid of my belly.
and to fix my teeth, as i am self concious about those.

I’d like some kind of inbuilt wifi router and go-go-gadget ‘copter blades.

Edit ‘At this moment in time though’: all the chuffing cracks around my fingers. Ow!

slackalice – Member
I want rid of this cold! Head full of snot, blocked sinuses and ears and my voice reduced to a whisper.

Apart from that I’m buff and my body is a temple

You are me and I claim my £5.

In all seriousness I’ve reached an age / point in my life where I don’t really care how my outward appearances are received.

Spots/ingrowing hairs be gone, for the inconvenience and looking 15 when I’m 25 ffs.

In all seriousness, how likely would I be to actually get loose skin removal surgery from the nhs? I remember a while back hearing of a girl round here getting a boob job on the nhs due to it causing low self esteem (apparently), similar story for me with the loose skin really.

I’d like my thighs to be a bit longer – my feet are never far enough ahead of the pedal axle.

Possibly higher if you’re within a number of social minorities 😉

Alternatively, I’m sure you could find somewhere cheaper abroad and have a holiday at the same time 😉 Just make sure you take the before and after x-ray’s option, unless you elect to pay for it with one of your kidneys! 😉

Hair on my head would be good but I will take new knees please.

Let’s get rid of the coeliac disease please! I’ll keep the runty physique, diabetes, shortsightedness, osteoperosis, chronic pain etc, just give me a proper bacon roll.

Amen brother.

Oh and a right nut and back that doesn’t constantly ache 🙂

Better teeth and no more (type 1) diabetes.

Please

shopping list
two firm melons
a good 10inch banana with slight bend
two fairly chunky beetroots

more hair on the nut !

I’d like to tone down these rippling muscles, put a little bit of fat on my 30inch waist, fed up with being women’s eye candy.
And no you can’t have pictures it would go viral and crash the internet.

Less lard and teeth repaired after years of boxing.

20 years younger again?

stu1972

Oh and a right nut and back that doesn’t constantly ache

Have you been checked for a hernia? Turned out I’d had one for years. I just put it down to an achey ball

I’d like the body I had when I was 17 again please, I promise to look after it properly this time, maybe 2 more inches in height??

and a 50% schlong enhancement

😉