Are you the storm trooper on teh diamondback DH bike – top of the beast today?

some people are missing the piss take point, its the fact he had full body armour, a DH bike, spent 10 minutes telling all and sundry how good he was and that he could ride down on anything and anyones bike at speed, and then when it came to his turn (1st there and 10th down) he was slower than 90% of the 12 riders – most of whom were on 100mm hardtails

fair enough, but does it REALLY matter? no. of course it doesn’t.

Who is the thread aimed at – the lad in question, are you him, no, then stfu 8)

Is there a willy waving smiley?

I’m not missing the point… I get it… if they have a camera to film there awesomeness then all the better… but surely you should have said something to his face?

At the very least you should have openly rolled around on the floor laughing in front of him.

Now, I have a question…

Are those that are really concerned with telling everyone else on the trails how awesome they are, really having that much fun? Do they believe their hype or fully away that they’re talking s h one t?

can i just ask, what is 90% of 12 riders? i make it 10.8 but you didnt mention there being an amputee in the group?

TSY – we did right royally take the piss openly but he was basking in his own awesomness to realise

TSY- you do have a point. i suppose it’s all a little bit elbry (ha!), but yeah. personally, i know i’m not the fastest down (or especially up) trails but even if i was i’d never dream of mouthing off about it.
then again, if i witnessed someone else doing so, i’d probably just have a little smile about it, then forget it and go about my business…

TSY – we did right royally take the piss openly but he was basking in his own awesomness to realise

Was it SmurfMat?

He could ride down there at speed but decided not to as he had a long way to go and had chosen the wrong bike for the trip so didnt want to knacker himself out.

Or maybe he recognised you and thought “ah, that the prat off the forum, lets see if i can wind him up”

Plus, i’m often the last up the his and the first to set off down. does that make me super rad if the opposite makes him mock worthy?

Don – It was probably me, but I’m actually way too awesome to realise so I’m just going to take the piss too.

Plus someone has said I made a valid point… and it’s not even my birthday.

nice try podge, everyone knows there is absolutely nothing that could make you any kind of rad

thepodge – he had the correct bike as he was staying on tehre to play. NIce try though

What was his reaction when you took the piss out of him then?

never even realised as he was very busy talking himself up at volume

bh mate, why would you care? if someone’s out riding THEIR bike, having fun doing so, then that’s all that really matters here.
so many people on here treat life like a bloody competition; just live yours the way you want to and leave others to do the same.

i suppose it’s all a little bit elbry (ha!)

…and the internet explodes.

slowrider – nice try podge, everyone knows there is absolutely nothing that could make you any kind of rad

says the man who looks like he wears a horse riding helmet.

he talked the talked…..but couldnt walk the walk…….

lol – that is an understatement mate!!

730am i was thinking, evening ride? no can do baby duty!

i am on baby duty also – 730pm is when shift ends 🙁

Are you free next week? same place at 730am?

btw – lovely heckler

whilst I dislike finding nobs on the trails, if you constantly go to trail centres, they will be there. I think you were pissed off at the cars (or pickups) people turned up to canock in last time weren’t you?
What does it matter? You ride a heckler on groomed trails that a single speed fully rigid could cope with. It doesn’t matter, it’s your CHOICE to do so. Other people have made theirs as well. Live and let Live?

please, oh wise one, explain wherethe trail centre near hope in the peak district is?

*somebody has made a nob of himself eh!!

Ahh, ok, got that wrong. Was right about canock though wasn’t I?

yup sure were but that is nowhere near the point

Seems fairly close.

[stw code of conduct] do not ever, under any circumstances, comment on people who think they are the puppies testes but clearly are not [/stw code of conduct]

alpin – i will remember that dude 🙂

quite possibly because they are mostly on here, i know my limitattions as do my riding mates. The amount of cocks that will stick up for something no matter what is really quite amusing – seems we have many that feature strongly on the autistic spectrum/have no sense of humour/are pious beyond belief/do not understand irony/have beenpicked on and bullied at school and use the web to fight back *delete as appropriate

Bloody hell, that was quick. I’m gonna need a bigger boat.

,tuesday night as long as the weather is not shit

I bet the storm trooper rides in a bit of rain

was thinking more wind (or hot air if you are around) rd

rocketdog – check ya mail dude