Anyone in the Surrey Hills area recognise this chap?

OMG you really, really did!!

You are SO going to have to learn to preview before you post. Thanks so much – this thread has made my week 😀

QFT mate, Quoted For Truth. Slip of the fingers or freudian slip?

Remember, it's not wrong, just different. But what will GeeTee junior think? won't somebody please think of the children?

NBT You slip Freud anything you like.

I'm holding out for something else.

but unless we can get GeeTee and Dave together there won't be any children…

but unless we can get GeeTee and Dave together there won't be any children…

But the kids would be disposed of when one of them went for a dump

@ Quirrel PMSL

just been having a conversation along similar lines at work… Someone smuggled a phone onto the wing – no need to tell you where it was hidden but it was a Blackberry FFS!!

Blackberry FFS!!

Friends tell me that those little swivel 'jail phones' sell for upwards of 600 quid, can't imagine what a Blackberry costs then. Be a bloody hassle removing it every time an email came through though.

they're not called Crackberry's for nothing then/

igmc

Perhaps that's why he got caught. I only know what the lads told me this afternoon.

I do love my afternoon's voluntary work – I learn something new every week 😀

My name is Keitu I ride a dark blue Intense 6.6 and a white marin rocky ridge (not so rare, a Ton cast-off in fact). About 6'2 late 20's dark hair and very pleasant in manner.

We can keep meeting every other ride and it would be great if you keep bumping into me (it's nice).

Who's up for some Peaks bromantic manlove. I bring flowers.

cranberry – Member

Kick his back door in and paint the curtains white on the way out.

Man, that's **** disgusting!

I can't stop laughing, excellent thread.

i'm going to have to read this later, laughing too much in the office 😆

And yet David is still to respond……..

I imagine this thread will have a whole new lease of life should that ever happen.

Geetee takes to the hills on the look out for Dave 😛

Meanwhile Dave decides it's time to ride in the opposite direction on his recently resprayed Orange 5 ….

<shakes head>
STW is not what it used to be – by now I'd have expected someone to set up a new login as 'Dave'… 😛

STW is not what it used to be – by now I'd have expected someone to set up a new login as 'Dave'

I was thinking exactly the same thing…disappointing…tut tut.

I'm going for a ride this evening.

Anyone else fancy coming with me?

The Muddy Moles meat each other at the Esso petrol station in Bookham 7:30 on Wednesdays….

The Muddy Moles meat each other

Brilliant. I couldn't have done better myself!

STOP IT, STOP IT! The laughter hurts too much!!!!!

Better get on google maps and look for out of the way public toilets then..

Brilliant. I couldn't have done better myself!

keep typing and you know it's only a matter of time until you do…

are there any nice cottages out that way?

Oh BTW, do the Muddy Moles meat each other at a particular pump in the filling station or will any pump will do?

I'd hate to be hanging around the diesel pump for example if they prefer regular unleaded.

Oh BTW, do the Muddy Moles meat each other at a particular pump in the filling station or will any pump will do?

I'd hate to be hanging around the diesel pump for example if they prefer regular unleaded. 😀

geetee – you are 'Dave' – making this up for your own entertainment – I therefore claim my £5!

So what, basically he's just going out on to the surrey hills to choke the chicken?

I think this thread has now run its course and should be put to bed, no innuendo intended.

Indeed I am not Dave, but of course there has been a liberal amount of playing along for other peoples' entertainment, as well as my own. But one aims to entertain where one can.

In truth, I really did post the original message with complete sincerity. This Dave chap does exist and seems to be a thoroughly nice chap. It's a relatively large but closely confined community here in the Surrey Hills and you meet so many people randomly; some you just happen to end up meeting more frequently than others.

So, to close off, Dave, hope you've been entertained as well and I'm sure we'll bump into each other at some point and have a good laugh at the whole sordid episode that never happened.

Nice try Gee tee
playground bullies don't give up that easily!

The Moles are off to a weekend in Wales. So not many allowed out by SO's tonight.

There might be a few around tonight (Hylands Garage, Bookham – google it)but no Dave 🙁

Sorry to disappoint you all.

xcgb – Member

Nice try Gee tee
playground bullies don't give up that easily!

I have a feeling that some, maybe even the majority of the posters on this thread who are tyring to take the **** out of GeeTee1972 are unaware of just how damn *BIG* he is. He's a sizeable chappie who you wouldn't want to me(e/a)t in a dark alley.

I can take the **** with complete immunity though as I live a few hundred miles away and know his wife and parents 😉

Big bad Dave!

are unaware of just how damn *BIG* he is

Is Dave aware? 😯

TBF I never felt bullied, although some of the remarks have come pretty close to being offensive to anyone who is actually gay.

For the most part, I've found the whole thing as funny as the rest of you. I just thought that we'd milked the thread for as much humour as we were going to get and that from this point on we'd just be over egging the pudding at best and becoming pretty offensive at worst.

But far be it for me to call time if you're all still having fun!

Just read the original post again but this time had Radio 1's "our tune" going round in my head.

although some of the remarks have come pretty close to being offensive to anyone who is actually gay.

Nah – man/woman love is much the same when you get down to the nitty gritty.

I have an early assignation with Dave tomorrow morning as he's driving me down to Wales. As you might expect, he's been taking it like a man, but I will have some Kleenex handy just in case.

There have been absolutely no aspertions cast on Dave's sexuality by the Moles. Honest.

Looks like Dave's started an advertising campaign. OK I know, it's all the same from up North