Anyone in the Surrey Hills area recognise this chap?

Leave him alone, it's just guy love… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

I can see the attraction. I mean look at him. Hello Dave. Grrrrr!

can't say he does it for me 😆

It's only awkward if Dave is ignorant. Whats wrong with making friends? GeeTee – i've done the same thing before and found a legend m8 that i kept bumping into

Phew – mis read that last sentance first time of reading.

Dave, if you're out there, if you can hear me, I just want to say, that I am utterly and morbidly sorry for this terrible misunderstanding. I never meant you any harm, certainly never meant to cast any aspersions over your reputation (or mine). I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Right now where did I put my copy of 'The Collected Works of Oscar Wilde'?

I never meant you any harm, certainly never meant to cast any aspersions over your reputation (or mine). I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Ahhhhh bless their 1st fight.

Well the best part of breaking up is the making up.

That was going alright geetee1972 until that last sentance, you might as well have dressed up as Britany Spears and pranced about Daves office.

Chapeau to geetee for taking it on the chin 🙂

Dave, if you're out there, if you can hear me, I just want to say, that I am utterly and morbidly sorry for this terrible misunderstanding. I never meant you any harm, certainly never meant to cast any aspersions over your reputation (or mine). I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Step away from the keyboard.

@molgrips – As opposed to all over the back?

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Chapeau to geetee for taking it on the chin

i thought they preferred it the other way round 😕

edit – damn you purist!

Chapeau to geetee for taking it on the chin

well it's cheating if he takes it anywhere else.

i like the way you've decided to play along geetee.

Does anybody else genuinely want to meet Dave?

it's easy to laugh it off on here but i'd love to see the tension in the air next time they meet on the windswept surrey hills. 🙂

Does anybody else genuinely want to meet Dave?

I think we should, you never know he might be a brute.

Well I reckon it's a good job he rides with us Moles. Imagine how long this thread would have run for if he rode with the Dorking Cocks!

From todays Metro.

You were the kind hearted bloke astride an Orange 5, I was at Peaslake village store eating a banana and smiling innocently, get in touch, perhaps some fudge cake is in the offing?

Nothing like moist fudge cake..

Meanwhile in another part of the Surry Hills Solar System the drama unfolds…

Stop Dave I'm Afraid

Super thread a much need laugh, as am nursing a freshly stiched up leg from a spill yesterday -not- in the Surry Hills.

Well I reckon it's a good job he rides with us Moles. Imagine how long this thread would have run for if he rode with the Dorking Cocks!

Who's to say I'm not one of the 'Dorking Cocks'?

it's easy to laugh it off on here but i'd love to see the tension in the air next time they meet on the windswept surrey hills.

Something like this

THAT'S what Dave looks like? I would…

Geetee is getting himself ready for Dave! Geetee

Top thread – and it's soooo enlightning to see a man who's not scared to make the first move . . . . I hope you find what you're looking for GT.

Hey, Dave!! Camo-pattern-frame Nicolai… 😉

Pervert

Has he been in contact yet, geetee?

Do you really think he will?

I don't want to get my hopes up.

I'm so pleased this thread is still going 😀

Does anyone know if Dave actually posts on STW?

come on geetee – don't give up that easily, give it time.

I don't know how to break this to you gently geetee but I spoke to Dave yesterday and he said "but not really my type. A bit too male!" Sorry.

So next time you two meet are you both going to have a good chuckle about this or is it going to be a very uncomfortable silence and not looking at each other?

cracking thread 🙂

Oh dear

A bit too male

Ah he prefers the effeminate ones. I can handle that.

"I met her in bar down in old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola, C O L A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance, I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola, L O L A Lola…..
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine oh my Lola, L O L A Lola….."

Kick his back door in and paint the curtains white on the way out.

(c) Singletrack World forum

He's going to have to now…

He's just playing hard to get.

Maybe get him some flowers and chocloate?

I'm off sick today and was feeling sorry for myself.

This has cheered me up a wholelot.

PMSL.

Maybe say you not only have a GSOH but you're also solvent, N/S and like theatre and the cinema? 🙂

So next time you two meet are you both going to have a good chuckle about this or is it going to be a very uncomfortable silence and not looking at each other?

What would be really weird is if he has no idea about what's gone on here. I'd then be in a whole world of confusion. I mean how does one go about explaining a thread like this; where do you start?