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  • Anyone in the Surrey Hills area recognise this chap?
  • carriegold
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    OMG you really, really did!!

    You are SO going to have to learn to preview before you post. Thanks so much – this thread has made my week 😀

    nbt
    Full Member

    QFT mate, Quoted For Truth. Slip of the fingers or freudian slip?

    Remember, it's not wrong, just different. But what will GeeTee junior think? won't somebody please think of the children?

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    NBT You slip Freud anything you like.

    I'm holding out for something else.

    carriegold
    Free Member

    but unless we can get GeeTee and Dave together there won't be any children…

    Xylene
    Free Member

    but unless we can get GeeTee and Dave together there won't be any children…

    But the kids would be disposed of when one of them went for a dump

    carriegold
    Free Member

    @ Quirrel PMSL

    just been having a conversation along similar lines at work… Someone smuggled a phone onto the wing – no need to tell you where it was hidden but it was a Blackberry FFS!!

    Xylene
    Free Member

    Blackberry FFS!!

    Friends tell me that those little swivel 'jail phones' sell for upwards of 600 quid, can't imagine what a Blackberry costs then. Be a bloody hassle removing it every time an email came through though.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    they're not called Crackberry's for nothing then/

    igmc

    carriegold
    Free Member

    Perhaps that's why he got caught. I only know what the lads told me this afternoon.

    I do love my afternoon's voluntary work – I learn something new every week 😀

    eth3er
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    My name is Keitu I ride a dark blue Intense 6.6 and a white marin rocky ridge (not so rare, a Ton cast-off in fact). About 6'2 late 20's dark hair and very pleasant in manner.

    We can keep meeting every other ride and it would be great if you keep bumping into me (it's nice).

    Who's up for some Peaks bromantic manlove. I bring flowers.

    tonyd
    Full Member

    cranberry – Member

    Kick his back door in and paint the curtains white on the way out.

    Man, that's **** disgusting!

    I can't stop laughing, excellent thread.

    rs
    Free Member

    i'm going to have to read this later, laughing too much in the office 😆

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    And yet David is still to respond……..

    I imagine this thread will have a whole new lease of life should that ever happen.

    tonyd
    Full Member

    crispybacon
    Free Member

    Geetee takes to the hills on the look out for Dave 😛

    Meanwhile Dave decides it's time to ride in the opposite direction on his recently resprayed Orange 5 ….

    marsdenman
    Free Member

    <shakes head>
    STW is not what it used to be – by now I'd have expected someone to set up a new login as 'Dave'… 😛

    satsoma
    Free Member

    STW is not what it used to be – by now I'd have expected someone to set up a new login as 'Dave'

    I was thinking exactly the same thing…disappointing…tut tut.

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    I'm going for a ride this evening.

    Anyone else fancy coming with me?

    tiger_roach
    Free Member

    The Muddy Moles meat each other at the Esso petrol station in Bookham 7:30 on Wednesdays….

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    The Muddy Moles meat each other

    Brilliant. I couldn't have done better myself!

    verses
    Full Member

    STOP IT, STOP IT! The laughter hurts too much!!!!!

    RealMan
    Free Member

    Better get on google maps and look for out of the way public toilets then..

    woffle
    Free Member

    Brilliant. I couldn't have done better myself!

    keep typing and you know it's only a matter of time until you do…

    carriegold
    Free Member

    are there any nice cottages out that way?

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    Oh BTW, do the Muddy Moles meat each other at a particular pump in the filling station or will any pump will do?

    I'd hate to be hanging around the diesel pump for example if they prefer regular unleaded.

    marsdenman
    Free Member

    Oh BTW, do the Muddy Moles meat each other at a particular pump in the filling station or will any pump will do?

    I'd hate to be hanging around the diesel pump for example if they prefer regular unleaded. 😀

    geetee – you are 'Dave' – making this up for your own entertainment – I therefore claim my £5!

    RealMan
    Free Member

    So what, basically he's just going out on to the surrey hills to choke the chicken?

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    I think this thread has now run its course and should be put to bed, no innuendo intended.

    Indeed I am not Dave, but of course there has been a liberal amount of playing along for other peoples' entertainment, as well as my own. But one aims to entertain where one can.

    In truth, I really did post the original message with complete sincerity. This Dave chap does exist and seems to be a thoroughly nice chap. It's a relatively large but closely confined community here in the Surrey Hills and you meet so many people randomly; some you just happen to end up meeting more frequently than others.

    So, to close off, Dave, hope you've been entertained as well and I'm sure we'll bump into each other at some point and have a good laugh at the whole sordid episode that never happened.

    xcgb
    Full Member

    Nice try Gee tee
    playground bullies don't give up that easily!

    tonyg2003
    Full Member

    The Moles are off to a weekend in Wales. So not many allowed out by SO's tonight.

    There might be a few around tonight (Hylands Garage, Bookham – google it)but no Dave 🙁

    Sorry to disappoint you all.

    nbt
    Full Member

    xcgb – Member

    Nice try Gee tee
    playground bullies don't give up that easily!

    I have a feeling that some, maybe even the majority of the posters on this thread who are tyring to take the **** out of GeeTee1972 are unaware of just how damn *BIG* he is. He's a sizeable chappie who you wouldn't want to me(e/a)t in a dark alley.

    I can take the **** with complete immunity though as I live a few hundred miles away and know his wife and parents 😉

    xcgb
    Full Member

    Big bad Dave!

    RealMan
    Free Member

    are unaware of just how damn *BIG* he is

    Is Dave aware? 😯

    geetee1972
    Free Member

    TBF I never felt bullied, although some of the remarks have come pretty close to being offensive to anyone who is actually gay.

    For the most part, I've found the whole thing as funny as the rest of you. I just thought that we'd milked the thread for as much humour as we were going to get and that from this point on we'd just be over egging the pudding at best and becoming pretty offensive at worst.

    But far be it for me to call time if you're all still having fun!

    ElectricRussell
    Free Member

    Just read the original post again but this time had Radio 1's "our tune" going round in my head.

    tiger_roach
    Free Member

    although some of the remarks have come pretty close to being offensive to anyone who is actually gay.

    Nah – man/woman love is much the same when you get down to the nitty gritty.

    DandyMole
    Free Member

    I have an early assignation with Dave tomorrow morning as he's driving me down to Wales. As you might expect, he's been taking it like a man, but I will have some Kleenex handy just in case.

    tonyg2003
    Full Member

    There have been absolutely no aspertions cast on Dave's sexuality by the Moles. Honest.

    pistonbroke
    Free Member

    Looks like Dave's started an advertising campaign. OK I know, it's all the same from up North

    threadzombie
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