Any psychopaths in our midsts?

psychopath test

Cant really say its handy to know – but may get you out if shopping if nothing else ‘sorry dear I cant possibly go shopping as it will set of my inner psychopath’

No idea if I am.
However I’mgoing to hunt you down adjustable wench and do you immense harm.
I now need a new tablet, the link wouldnt work trying to tap the start test, even taking a hammer to it wouldn’t work, throwing it across the room and stamping on it seems to have been its death knell, as it will be yours 😈

Nope, I’m quite normal

YOUR
SCORE 52%
Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet – but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

27%

Synopsis: You are a wimp.

😈

that is the wonderful cycle ‘facilitity’ at colwyn bay prom is it not yunky–don’t tell me there is another like it somewhere else…..oh and yeah 1 in a 100 is the estimated density of such folk 😉

33%
I’m a lovely person. No really.

70%

A not very psychopathic 24%

same as cheesy, 2/3rds psycho.
I think that explains a few things.

Should I be worried at 83%?
Nope…

You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.

😕 Omg, boring bastard..

55% for me – a vast improvement since my stay at the farm

That pic was the first thing that google threw up when I searched cyclepaths rudebwoy

s’ok khani. We all knew you were a softy liberal wet drip anyway. 😉

🙁
You lot are a bunch of nutters..
It explains a lot…

42%

I do my own dirty work, and I’m no push over, but I’m empathic ( whatever that means) and everything in moderation is my motto apparently.

“I have to return some video tapes”

82%
Pity, I really wanted to run around in the dark shouting ‘I can smell your chips’.

Oops double post

91%, but I think it’s because I haven’t had my morning coffee…

Pffft, Those getting high marks are just wannabes, no true psychopath would give myselfthemselves away in a test obviously designed to ensnare them.

Watch out – 70% – and free from restraints today 😉

I’m actually quite disappointed not to get higher than 33%…

30% – Apparently I’m a big softy who’s going to get fecked over by everyone.

Cosmic!

24%
same text as khani

So it seems being level headed and confident makes you 70% Psycho
Ok the **** the consequences attitude might sway it a little. Good job I like small animals.

82%

but i doubt that i managed to answer everything truthfully

Imagine being this guy, he accidentally discovered that his brain is wired in the same way as psychopaths! https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=James+Fallon&oq=James+Fallon

50% bang on.. what the hell does that mean??

“Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet – but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.”

Oh, oh I see……. 🙄

Damn only 6% , i know ill watch Silence of the lambs followed by Bates Motel see if i can pick up some tips.

An unassuming 33%.

It’s a shame the test didn’t include some questions on political orientation,
Non psycho = left wing wishy washy liberal?
Psycho = right wing swivel eyed loon?
I wonder…

76%
ANYONE HAVE A **** PROBLEM WITH THAT..

76%
ANYONE HAVE A **** PROBLEM WITH THAT..

No. But then I got the same score. You got a problem with that?

i was 61%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet – but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

Seems quite fitting i think.

(I am finding it hard to empathise with you Dales rider . . . .)

21%

You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.

The bits I’ve struck through are the bits that I think really don’t describe me at all.

15% me. I think that makes me the least psychopathic person on here so far.

You all need help.

😯

70%

You can play hardball with the best of them! You know what you want and are not afraid to go for it – even if it means bending the rules occasionally and putting a few noses out of joint on the way. Nothing fazes you. You are decisive, self-confident and pretty much up for anything. You are a ‘means-to-an-end’ person. For you, it’s not necessarily a matter of right or wrong, but of what gets the job done. ‘Bring it on’ is your mantra, but to help those around you keep their heads, you should learn some tricks to help you temper your self-satisfying tendencies…

That’s not bad, is it? I mean, not really bad?

Er,, that’s bad, that’s really really baaaaad…