I dunno, but the poor sod's going to get a perfectly good Genesis SS bike pimped up with bling by Superstar Components, who according to the Alpkit website are ' are known for their brake pads …. so they will throw a few sets of these in to keep you safe on the trails.'
Yeah, as it happens, I know a little bit about Superstar's brakepads. 'Safe on the trails' wasn't the expression that sprung to mind when I had a couple of sets of them.
Anyway, thanks to Alpkit for all the fun over the first 19 days of December. I think I worked out all the answers myself though I wouldn't have got the 'mountain village' one if I hadn't ridden up & down Snowdon in October (a ride which, coincidently, featured a brake pad related incident from a certain aforementioned company)