Am I a perv? you decide…..

Walking the dog at a local park around 6am this morning (as I do every morning). There are lots of houses that back onto the park and when walking across the top of the park you're facing the back of these houses.

This morning as I was walking toward the houses, I glanced up and noticed at an upstairs window a bare naked lady! I immediately averted my gaze away from her, but as I turned left I just couldn't help myself having one last gawp. I don't know why, but I just did.

Should I check myself in with Tiger and JT?

It's if you go back tomorrow with a sock on your c*ck you can be labelled a perv.

I would have looked – be rude not to 🙂

out the back of my office overlooks the backs of a number of houses. One of the ladies often leaves her curtains open (so to speak)

This thread is useless without pictures

One of the ladies often leaves her curtains open.

And I bet she knows 😈

Looking at bare naked lady? An unaware bare naked lady? With YOUR reputation? 😯

isn't it just that all men are pervs ?

nope.

you should be ashamed you looked away… you prude!

The un-natural thing about your behaviour is the looking away. Were there no bushes you could have hid in?

My neighbour once complained that from his garage roof he can see me getting out of the shower naked!

I moved sharpish!

😉

not at all.

theres nothing wrong with appreciating the beautiful female form.
its not like it goes anywhere.

(or so i keep telling my GF)

muggomagic – I immediately averted my gaze away from her

YOU DID WHAT?

Our neighbours over the road have a downstairs loo with obscure glass but no blind.

In the dark with the light on you can see what's happening.

I had to (well, not had to, but curiosity made me) watch him stand and wipe yesterday. He even went out half way through and came back with extra tissue. And he didn't wash his hands afterwards.

Should I say something or will I have to shake his hand when we greet?

Were there no bushes you could have hid in?

He couldn't climb up to the bedroom. 😉

Ohh and my old neighbour (my age, single, gorgeous but turned down my one attempt at asking her out) often enjoyed reading the Yellow Pages in her bedroom which was directly opposite mine.

Why did I ever move?

often enjoyed reading the Yellow Pages in her bedroom

I fear that I am missing a euphemism here.

When we were looking round our house before we bought it we commented to the young lady owner that she had plain glass in the large bathroom window and the shower was directly opposite it.

She just said "Never really bothered me" 😯

You can see around five other houses and a back street from the shower.
Doesn't bother me either mind, though I'll sometimes draw the blind if I'm having a particularly strenuous shit. 😀

that or she was REALLY boring

"Yellow Pages": Let your fingers do the walking?

"Yellow Pages": Let your fingers do the walking?

😉

My friend's wife came out with it once over a curry (telling us she had been doing so that day (she was very drunk). I thought it was very funny then and still do 🙂

"Yellow Pages": Let your fingers do the walking?

I consider myself enlightened.

you have one of them muvi digital cameras?

I'm always looking into windows hoping to see a naked lady but I've never been so lucky.

Take a camera next time and post the pictures up.

"Yellow Pages": Let your fingers do the walking?

….you mean….

😯

I got one of these. Thought muggomagic might be interested.
http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/2827_12865.htm

I thought those were for bird spotting?

ohh…..

When I'm indulging in spot of voyeurism… (it's such a nicer word)….

I wear these…

Which Bare Naked Lady[/url] was it:

Just one of the little joys that life throws up from time to time, and you reacted instinctively, whilst showing restraint.
I mean c'mon, your dog's instinct is to sniff another dog's arse upon meeting, or to chase a tempting 'catch', so you could've done a lot worse than you did.
No harm done, and you've brightened up our day too.

where abouts do you live mate and do you need a dog walker.

There's a spectrum, isn't there? Happening to walk past and catching an eyeful is at one end, catching an eyeful and then having another look is a bit further over, setting up some sort of camofluaged sniper's nest in a tree with a pair of powerful binoculars opposite her window every night for the next month is at the other end along with dressing as a wardrobe and sneaking into the room while she's asleep. 🙂

I saw a naked lady once.

I could see her mimsy and everything!!
She wanted to touch my winkie, but I got scared and ran away like mum told me to.

Stranger danger!

It's left you wanting more hasn't it?

Walk your dog in front of her house next time, . . . you might get to see her bum? 😀

i forgot to add that she must've been about 60… 😯

Did you take photo? I saw a drunk girl getting her top off when I was out walking a dog once…. Walked it around the block twice

i forgot to add that she must've been about 60…

Grey squirrel then?

Walking home late from a party, out of a doorway busts this girl "Butt nekkid" followed by a bunch of her "mates" egging her on, She proceeds to peg down the hill towards the town centre. To this day I still don't know whether she was about to win the bet, or had in fact, already lost…

My neighbour once complained that from his garage roof he can see me getting out of the shower naked!

Now that is going the extra mile to be offended!

have you been back yet? – its been dark for a while, bet dog needs a walk

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