Advantages of running a bike shop, I can play this game for real – wait long enough and pretty much anything gets traded in 🙂 (I don’t have all of these, by the way)
Windcheetah – they’re delicate, tend to roll over in corners, use funny single-sided wheels, and are hideously expensive if you can even find one in your size, but for sheer silly-big-grin entertainment nothing beats taking a Speedy down some twisty road.
Hetchins – a daft design that doesn’t really absorb shock at all, and they’re always hideously overpriced, but just gorgeous.
Kona Cindercone circa 1995, or similar – just a simple MTB that is pretty much perfect to ride.
Moulton Twin Pylon
A Starley Ordinary (Penny Farthing) – if it wasn’t for this, we wouldn’t have good spoked wheels, seamless tubing, or bearings.
A 3-speed Humber Roadster – people rode around the world on these things, many decades before the MTB was invented. Mine is 98 years old, almost original, and still works as well as the day it left the factory.