Aleigh and C-G birthday ride

LOL, aleigh and CG on the tare!! Have a good one ladies. Give’m hell.

Ali Please dont group me with SFB – oh the shame of it 🙄

think you should plan a weekend in wales to mark the happy event, lots of bikers drinking & chatting the night away in a muddy campsite near coed y brenin would do it

i’m up for a bit of swinley b’day mayhem. mine’s coming up in a few weeks as well…

Any reports of mayhem in Reading, yet? Police sirens? Helicopters? Water canon deployed? Baton rounds?

aNyonee seen aLieghhh?? juSt got back fm casino and shes not Here. Me feeet are killin me me hed urts twoo

Hi girls, Bikey here. I did offer to show you ladies and any other hangers on around the Forest of Dean for the Weekend. The offer still stands but I may be away Bike Guiding in Greece by May. I will let you know if I have got the job. If so how do you fancy a long weekend riding some dry, dusty and sweet trails in Greece?

Matt

aleigh you doity stop out!

*Opens front door – sticks camera out; “snap!” – shuts and treble locks door again quickly*

Reading this morning:

Oh dear.

Hope Aleigh’s all right. 😯

Oh blimey, dont know what to do. Just had a call from aliegh and shes at Reading Services and lost her purse. STW is the place to ask everything so does anyone know whether theres a taxi rank there? She said she’s wants a full english so would the taxi driver pay and put it on the meter

Ta folks and i need some more painkillers

She said she’s wants a full english so would the taxi driver pay and put it on the meter

LOL!

She’s ok, then!

Give her a cuddle for me.

X

Reading Services on the M4?? Am just off to crowthorne, if she needs retrieving from somewhere?

Phew relief Ali is on her way back

Thanks Andy for the kind offer. We’ve just surfaced, still with hangovers, and just trying to remember what happened last night 😳

Fred – thanks for your kind words and concern.

No riding today 😥

Sounds like you both had a nasty visit from the Booze Monster, who came and stole your money and bashed you over the head! 😉

Best not to try to remember c_g!! 8)

Hi bikey!

We haven’t forgotten your kind offer and as for the Greece invitation that is definitely something I’d be interested in! Keep me posted 😀

water trough (so Rudeboy can splash away whilst singing happy birthday to you both)

😯

So, did Aleigh get her fry-up then, or what?

Is reading a safe place to venture out, yet?

How did you end up at Reading Services anyway, Aleigh? Did you stagger there in a drunken haze? And how did you become separated? Was it a bit messy?

Oh dear.

RB; got a nice text from Aliegh admitting she was talking bollocks (for a change). Next time it shall fall on deaf ears, deaf ears I tell thee. [Slightly jealous]Sounds like a cracking night though[/slightly jealous].

How was the urban exploration then RB?

hi muddlepuddle, welcome to our world of madness 😆 where are you thinking?

don’t listen to him rudeboy, he’s just jealous cos he was stuck indoors with his cup of coco whilst watching ant n dec! 😆

i had a lovely breakfast and a great time last night. looking foward to more mayhem in may/june! woohoo!

Surely a birthday ride should be done in your birthday suit?

ummmmmm – NO!

No man is worthy of me riding in my birthday suit 😆

I have to be frank here – Aleigh really is a bad influence and I just end up going along with her suggestions for clubbing. I’m certainly no disco diva but I do like to “do my thang” on the dancefloor and apparently caused no end of embarrassment by my moves 😳 Just had too much vino really!

Hair of the dog time now though as there just happened to be another bottle of wine lying around with a corkscrew next to it, it was rude not to!

Thanks for the suggestions for our birthday ride but I don’t do camping. I’m not a ruffty tuffty type of girlie so need a little B & B to recuperate, am quite fragile really (if anyone says differently, just ignore them).

Folk have been really nice with lots of ideas and offers, we’re spoilt for choice now 😀

Fred – we may have been well-behaved or we may not, neither of us can remember what happened. Aleigh seemed to think that she could summon a taxi from the M4 motorway services but goodness knows how she ended up there. Think we got split up leaving the casino with a pair of hedgies 8)

😆 Aliegh how did you know, were you lurking outside the window then! 😆

Still my quiet night in meant 6 hours riding today. What a lovely day!

A thought for your BD weekend; how about a campsite outside minehead. Evening bbq, fire. Great riding on/around dunkery beacon and a bit of seaside as well. No nightclubs though 😕

EDIT: Just saw the no camping bit. Oops!

Might have been….. 😉

CG doesn’t do camping – are there B&B’s nearby? 😆

Might have been…..

A nice day because you missed it or you lurking outside (Arggghhh!)

now that would be telling!

I’m a classy kind of gal as the Southern Shandy Drinkers will tell you 😆

I’ve been to Rhayader and the bike shop! Walked part of the Monk’s Trod in torrential rain – nice! The riding would be very tough around there.

Remember this boys?

Better watch out Aleigh and C_G are about 8)

Holy Thread resuscitation.

I see Rudeboy is totally blocked!

Well it is Christmas!!!

'He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy!' 😛

Well good day ladies and how are we ? Fuzzy headed and ready to ride ?

Morning! CG and I have a bit of a dodgy hangover so we're going to chill for a bit, then have a massive fry up and will hit Swinley!

Sounds like a good day ahead .Just watch out for the ice !

Could I request a photo of CG?

Ice…what ice? 8)

Hora, I have my camera so I'll see what I can do!

Not in yer Vodka on the trails ! 😯
Are you having bacon ? Mmmmmmmm gert lush !

Hora, I have my camera so I'll see what I can do!

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Just sometimes. (or even just once), I do wish I didnt have such a dirty mind 🙁