A strongly worded letter…

He threatened your children! I think it only fitting you reciprocate.Tell him if it happens again you’ll he forced to beat up his mother….with his dog.

his mother may actually be his wife.

Is that legal in your neighbourhood?

If he’d threatened MY children on MY driveway I’d have gone full Vinnie Jones in Lock Stock on his ass (read head) and consequences be damned.

Also, and in a final act of petulance, I’d have taken the searing hot headlight bulb from my apparently offending car (assuming it can be removed in under an hour and without a degree in engineering) and wedged it firmly and securely up his ****ING ASS!.

I’ve had a stressful couple of weeks and THIS would’ve pushed me over the edge.

Kill them

Kill them all to death

And then build a new patio.

it transpires that his mother may actually be his wife. Ahh, Errrr… Oh well

If that is indeed the case, your letter just got promoted from “pretty good” to

“**** awesome” 😆

Be aware that he may be ill, so playing games with him won’t work out in a rational way.

However, if you’re content with the state of his health then just sit back and wait fir the war of letters in green ink to erupt. Do post up copies of the correspondence.