A Brief Summary Of Why My Girlfriend Isn't Talking To Me.

GF: You should get a tatoo like the guys on Sons Of Anarchy to go with your beard, it’d make you look tough and manly.

Me: I’d rather the motorbike

GF: disproportionate, incoherent and rambling rant about how I clearly don’t want a future together, house, etc.

I’m starting to think I should record our conversations, just to be sure I didn’t say “I’ve slept with your mum” when I think I’ve said “I’d rather the motorbike”.

Hmmm – good luck!

Was this a real conversation or one in her dreams. Either way, you are still in the wrong.

If my girlfriend told me i should get a tattoo to make me look manly, i’d tell her to get a boobjob to make her look sexy.

Checked with MrsWCA and it was totally understandable and you were in the wrong.

Let us know how it goes.

i thought this was going to be a picture thread…

She wants a baby.

Don’t try the recording route. I did that once in an attempt to show the wife how unreasonable she was being. It cost me a new phone screen and the impact mark the phone left in the wall is still there.

If she wants manly, just go for spray tan abs and the hire of the motorbike for a weekend.

Could you ask her to post her version of events, for balance like?

She’s fairly shallow isn’t she?

Willard.

He’s not allowed a motorbike. He just has to look like a biker to be more manly. Obviously he needs to be caring and sensitive at the same time.

So the next question will be what moisturiser for manly biker tattoos?

If my girlfriend told me i should get a tattoo to make me look manly, i’d tell her to get a boobjob to make her look sexy.

EquaLOLty!

i thought this was going to be a picture thread…i thought this was going to be a picture thread…

Ive convinced her its just a saddle sore

Or it could be something to do with his beard.

It’s hard to tell.

Ohh the number of times I’ve thought about the secret video thing.

(just for the arguments you understand !) 😈

GF: You should get a tatoo like the guys on Sons Of Anarchy to go with your beard, it’d make you look tough and manly.

Shirly she means an axe and a dog?

Dodgy non-permanent “tattoos” (but don’t tell her they’re not permanent) FTW

Trouble is,we are only hearing one side of the story.
Maybe you misheard?

TINAS ” What do you think?”

GF “Oh,you would just go and get a tatoo,wouldn’t you? Now you think that you look like those guys on Sons Of Anarchy ,all tough and manly ,with your beard an all,Loser”

I’d tell her to have a shave to look more feminine.

That’s when the trouble starts, allowing wives/girlfriends to have an opinion.

Get a tattoo – of someone’s else’s name…

I LOVE
MRS THISISNOTASPOON
TINA

😆

Just light your farts before sex,very manly and you might even singe the face fungus off.

I reckon she would love a tatt with your STW user name on 🙂

but just to check this isn’t just another “Look I have a Girl Friend” threads is it?

GF: You should get a tatoo like the guys on Sons Of Anarchy to go with your beard, it’d make you look tough and manly.

Translation: “You look weak and effeminate, and that beard isn’t fooling anyone.”

it could be something to do with his beard

It’s the beard that’s the problem, isn’t it?

So your girlfriend wants you to have a tattoo so you look more ‘tough’ and ‘manly’ whilst thinking that this would make you better long-term material.

And getting a motorbike wouldn’t(?)

She sounds tapped if I’m honest.

Stories like this encourage me to stay single 😯

“Also, if you could just get your weight up a few stone…”

..and a pipe!

Ask her if you get a tattoo can you get a motorbike You are already in the crap so it won’t hurt.

However, this reeks of a desire for some further commitment expressed in the unspoken expectation that women have of men. Basically she needs security – house, baby, ring, joint bank account and little box to keep your balls in…

whatever you do start your comeback with STW Says…..

Have we mentioned sandals yet? With socks of course.

They go awesumly with a beard.

Bin her off.

Mag to grid !!

You’ve slept with her Mum?

😯

brooess – Member

Stories like this encourage me to stay single with my fantastic,lovely partner

😉

I bought my husband a motorbike, and I have a scooter – with its practical underseat storage, it’s actually more suited to carrying contraband. TOOT TOOT!

You’re wrong. Just go and get a massive tattoo portrait of her face on your back.