I always hoped for a Goonies remake which shows them dealing with the reality of Life After One Eyed Willy. Stef denies it ever happened, Data is in an asylum, Brand killed himself, Andi’s a meth addict, Mouth is a shoe salesman in an unhappy marriage, Mikey thinks he’s a hobbit… And in the end, we’re left arguing as to whether Chunk imagined it all.
The Rock can do whatever he wants tbh, it all goes towards cementing his position as Most Unlikely Mother****** Ever.