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If this...was your surname would you change it?

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I knew a James Bond, he actually complimented me on my Blofield impersonation at a party one time as I actually had a cat to stroke.

(I have a nasty feeling he may have ended up with having spray glue sprayed on his hair and Frosties sprinkled on it after passing out, them old school parties were wild times)

 


 
Posted : 18/04/2026 5:36 pm
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Had a mate in high school called Robert Fish.  He absolutely hated his surname, took his mothers maiden name as soon as he could legally change

No way - you know Robbie Tosspott as a kid? I knew him at uni!


 
Posted : 18/04/2026 5:57 pm
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I wonder, is there an equivalent "daughter of"?  Margret Margretslass?

Nic instead of Mac.


 
Posted : 18/04/2026 6:16 pm
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I particularly liked the reference to his mum's delight at divorcing his dad. Being Patricia Mycock must have been challenging.

It is a really common surname around north Derbyshire, lots of business vans are emblazoned with it


 
Posted : 18/04/2026 8:44 pm
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Posted by: theotherjonv

I followed that link

and Google seems to think my computer may be sending automated queries! No, my iPad has sent a query on my behalf! 🤬


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 12:24 am
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Posted by: onehundredthidiot

Three sister at my school, daughters of a rather evangelical American RE teacher.

Faith, Hope and......Heather.

I was at primary school with a girl called Katie who’s older sisters were called Faith and Hope

 


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 8:55 am
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My 1st wife trained as a nurse and swore this was true. During her midwifery training Mr & Mrs Pipes gave birth to a boy who they intended to name Dwayne,,


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 9:13 am
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Posted by: ratherbeintobago

I was at primary school with a girl called Katie who’s older sisters were called Faith and Hope

 

Ah yes, the trinity.  Faith, Hope and Katie.

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My 1st wife trained as a nurse and swore this was true. During her midwifery training Mr & Mrs Pipes gave birth to a boy who they intended to name Dwayne,,

That is surely an urban myth.  Not least because of both of those names being really unusual in the UK, let alone together (though I guess The Rock might have given some traction to "Dwayne"). But it's simply not possible that Mr Pipes is unaware of "Dwayne Pipes," by the time he's reached adulthood he'll be so sick of hearing it that he'll be giving out his name as "Pipes, and no it's not Dwayne."

The only way this can be true is if it was intentional, surely.  Far more likely that someone else told your 1st wife the story, just as you are now.


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 10:25 am
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Posted by: Cougar

Ah yes, the trinity.  Faith, Hope and Katie.

1 Corinthians 13:13

And now abideth faith, hope, Katie, these three; but the greatest of these is Katie.”

At least they didn’t have a fourth, which tradition demands would have had to be called Desperation.

 


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 11:23 am
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I thought the greatest was Hop?


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 11:28 am
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I suspect there are quote a few Callum Murrays around.


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 11:37 am
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Posted by: greatbeardedone

I was christened ‘Murray Scott’.

try saying that after a double shandy, down at the student disco…

I don't get this?


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 11:50 am
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Posted by: donald

I don't get this?

Nor I.

Callum Murray took me a moment as well.


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 12:54 pm
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Many years ago I remember reading in one of those quaint newspapers that a couple with the last name of Peacock called their son Andrew not thinking that his name might be shortened to Drew.

I remember going through names for my kids and spent a fair bit of time making sure things like this wouldn't happen


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 1:40 pm
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Posted by: daviek

I remember going through names for my kids and spent a fair bit of time making sure things like this wouldn't happen

And then when you finally hit on name, it might mean something outrageous in Swedish.  You don't generally have to drive very far to find a Chinese restaurant called something like Phat Cok, which no doubt means "delicious food" in Mandarin.


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 2:33 pm
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This is very true but they're not in Sweden and by the time they maybe venture there they'll be old enough to deal with that.

And yes I do understand that Sweden was an example


 
Posted : 19/04/2026 3:08 pm
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My brother went to school with Everard. His sister was Ophelia.

The children of Mr & Mrs Dick.


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 1:03 pm
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My czech friend translated my surname to her dad and he burst outlaughing.

Everyone finds my name funny. Most notably me 😀

 

 


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 2:42 pm
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My paternal Grandmother was Fanny Hands. She always used Diana (actually her middle name) and I only learned of her first name when reading her death certificate. Can't blame her.

Attended an RTC in Glasgow. Local police car burst a red light and T boned a civvy car driven by a tiny wee Chinese guy. I asked his name and rather than saying it out loud, he just handed me his licence; King Kong, no middle names. Can only imagine the grief he got, especially when dealing with officialdom.

Probationer on the shift, surname Trainer, called his first born son Noah. Shift immediately named him 'Flip-Flop'; 'cos that's no a trainer. Dad suddenly realised he'd condemned the boy to a childhood of ridicule.


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 2:42 pm
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Posted by: daviek

I remember going through names for my kids and spent a fair bit of time making sure things like this wouldn't happen

MrsMC is a social worker. A lot of kids names held bad memories for her!

 


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 2:47 pm
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Posted by: creakingdoor

My brother went to school with Everard. His sister was Ophelia.

The children of Mr & Mrs Dick.

Did he?  Did he really?

One is unlikely but possible.  Both is straight into urban myth territory.


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 2:50 pm
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There are quite a few Mycocks around Derbyshire. One of them used to have an electrician business and when we were kids we'd ring up for the line of "Hello, Mycock's electric" to which we would dissolve into uncontrollable giggles! 


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 2:59 pm
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Posted by: Cougar

Did he?  Did he really?

Yes.

Yes he did.

Really.


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 3:47 pm
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a couple with the last name of Peacock called their son Andrew

I know of a Christopher Peacock who never allows his first name to be shortened.


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 5:58 pm
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There used to be a guy at Edinburgh zoo called Mr C Lion. 

 


 
Posted : 20/04/2026 6:22 pm
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There is a chap in Singapore who is famously called Batman Bin Suparman.  Also a medieval girl called Diat Coke. 


 
Posted : 21/04/2026 12:09 pm
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MrsEpic went to see her gynaecologist - a Mr Fish

 

There was a guy who was the manager of the Mark Warner Aiguille Percee hotel in TIgnes, Wayne Kerr, he had to laugh it off every Satuday there was a new intake of guests. 


 
Posted : 21/04/2026 12:58 pm
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I used to work at a garage. The owners were Riding & Kok.

Re the Dick surname - I understand it is quite common in Scotland. The original lead singer of Marillion was Derek William Dick. Not quite sure how he ended up being called Fish...


 
Posted : 22/04/2026 11:04 am
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Posted by: MrSparkle

the Dick surname - I understand it is quite common in Scotland.

It is, the veterinary school at Edinburgh Uni is the Royal (Dick) School of Veterinary Studies AKA the Dick Vet.


 
Posted : 22/04/2026 2:32 pm
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Posted by: MrSparkle

Re the Dick surname - I understand it is quite common in Scotland. The original lead singer of Marillion was Derek William Dick. Not quite sure how he ended up being called Fish...

I knew Fish was Derek Dick.  I did not know his middle name was Willie.

Nice guy by all accounts, I have a couple of mates who know him.


 
Posted : 22/04/2026 3:06 pm
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We have a Mr Raper at work. 


 
Posted : 22/04/2026 4:41 pm
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Granny DoD was a Dicks before she became a Starr.

Oddly related to Julian Dicks (former West Ham United/ Liverpool football player )


 
Posted : 22/04/2026 4:55 pm
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Posted by: Pieface

We have a Mr Raper at work. 

I think I’d have changed that one perhaps an extra p.

 


 
Posted : 22/04/2026 4:59 pm
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My brother was a doctor in a children's ward and had to change his name whilst working as 'Dr Payne' apparently scared them...

Knew a girl called Carol in my first job who married a guy with a second name of 'service' which made me chuckle 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 11:59 am
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That reminds me.  Chris Evans did a game show segment on TFI Friday once.  He had the Condition family and the Term family on, both from South Manchester.  "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Terms and Conditions of Sale."


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 1:56 pm
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