[Closed] Donald! Trump!

Have you ever considered running for president?

I'm putting a powerpoint together RIGHT NOW on why I should be. I'll be amazing, if I'm not voted in the world will end and it'll be all your fault..

Flange for President.

Sounds like a winner.

you also need a few 100 million in loans fron Deutsche Bank to prop up your failing businesses

I'm putting a powerpoint together RIGHT NOW

Can't you get someone less important to do it for you?

I can see the headlines.

[b]President Knob Clanger replaced by Flange[/b]

Can't you get someone less important to do it for you?

*looks at list*

Personal insults and ridicule

Shut it Martin Rabbit Hutch and your stupid face....

*nailed it*

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martinhutch - Member
Anyone else watch the recent Horizon on psychopathy and find themselves thinking of Trump during the diagnosis checklist?

You have been selective with the information haven't you. 🙄

The psychologist actually said [b][u]ALL politicians[/u][/b] behave rather like a person with psychopathic tendency ... 😆

GrahamS - you have made my day. And on that basis I'll make you Chief Whip - I've watched House of Cards and that means you basically become president when I've buggered something up. Bigly

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A flange is at least something useful, a trump is just something unpleasant that no one admits to that lingers around much longer than anyone wants.

GrahamS - Member

😆

If you (generally referring to mankind) vote for me I promise to rule the world with equality and fairness.

i.e. you are all guilty until proven innocence ... the moment you are born you are guilty in my book. 😈

I've watched House of Cards

if youve watched House of Cards Id say you are way more qualified for the job than tiny hands!

That depends whether he realised it was fiction.

Deary me:
https://boingboing.net/2017/08/31/trump-tweeted-he-witnessed-h.html
I rather like the comments that follow.

The response there is just marvellous- "He got all this second and third hand information, if that's not first hand I don't know what is!"

You are all 100% wrong and here are some facts that prove your right but I'm still saying your wrong...

His surname is a smelly bodily function.

You can't really blame him. In his defence he's exceeded all expectations. He deserves a good pat on the head.

chewkw - Member
GrahamS - Member

i.e. you are all guilty until proven innocence ... the moment you are born you are guilty in my book.

I'm surprised hear you've got one.

"Noddy goes to Toyland", is it?

Mr Woppit - Member

chewkw - Member

i.e. you are all guilty until proven innocence ... the moment you are born you are guilty in my book.

I'm surprised hear you've got one.

"Noddy goes to Toyland", is it?

Photo evidence of him 'witnessing' the devastation 'first hand'

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/31/best-photo-find-witnessing-first-hand/

The US Justice Department has found no evidence to support the unsubstantiated claim made by President Donald Trump that his predecessor, Barack Obama, had ordered a wire-tap of Trump Tower during the 2016 presidential campaign.

There has never been any evidence to support Mr Trump's assertion on Twitter that "Obama had my 'wires tapped' in Trump Tower just before the victory", despite continued insistence from some conservative websites and commentators.

But in a court filing late on Friday, the Justice Department added itself to the list of entities debunking the allegation.

The FBI and the Justice Department's National Security Division "confirm that they have no records related to wire-taps as described" by tweets from Mr Trump posted on March 4, the department said in a court filing in Washington.

and these are quite special 🙂
> http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/31/best-photo-find-witnessing-first-hand/

Have we done this yet?

https://www.instagram.com/ogtrumpqueen/?hl=en

Awesome.

and these are quite special
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/08/31/best-photo-find-witnessing-first-hand/

I'm sure I've seen those somewhere before... 😉

doh missed that, worth doing twice though

So what do we make of Donny's threat that the US won't trade with any country trading with North Korea?

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For the record, US trade with China in 2016 stood at [url= https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c5700.html ]115.6 Billion USD exports and 462.6 Billion USD imports[/url].

Is he really prepared to throw that away?

I suppose it would help his trade deficit, but seems like there would be a negative impact on American jobs, at least in the short term, as well as some pretty unhappy consumers.

For the record, US trade with China in 2016 stood at 115.6 Billion USD exports and 462.6 Billion USD imports.

Is he really prepared to throw that away?

Are China?

Mexico will pay for the wall.
I'll give a million dollars to charity.
I'll stop trade with any country doing business with NK.
Don't think China are sweating too much.

Indeed.

I'm sure economically speaking China would much rather ditch NK trade than US trade.
Rather depends if they think he is bluffing or not I guess.

Rather depends if they think he is bluffing or not I guess.

It's rather perfect in many ways, Trump can introduce targeted trade penalties/tariffs on China fairly painlessly as punitive actions over their support for NK, without taking flak for starting a trade war.

Hmmm you might be right ninfan.

"targeted trade penalties/tariffs" sounds quite a long way from "stopping all trade" but it wouldn't exactly be the first time Donny's Twitter rhetoric didn't quite match his action.

"Considering, along with other options"

Even better then, if he goes for tariffs/penalties then he's taken a measured, proportionate step rather than the nuclear (pun intended) option

Peg your ground with room to manoeuvre and then strike a deal in the middle - classic art of the deal move

Blustering, threatening and issuing contradictory responses whilst the Crazy Fat Kid just ignores his dumb bluster and goes ahead with whatever he wants to anyway, timing his provocations to coincide with notable American dates/events just to poke the Stupid Fat Orange Lump with a metaphorical stick.

Classic Trump inneffective dim incompetence.

Blustering, threatening and issuing contradictory responses... ...Classic Trump inneffective dim incompetence.

[url= http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/08/trump-obama-north-korea-241389 ]Trump’s North Korea strategy: A lot like Obama’s[/url]

😆

Peg your ground with room to manoeuvre and then strike a deal in the middle - classic art of the deal move

What's the joke above ninfan, seems like you missed it. The joke is despite his shouting and telling everyone how big he is, the only option is sanctions. Pitching big and failing is a failure to understand or research.

Peg your ground with room to manoeuvre and then strike a deal in the middle - classic art of the deal move

Ha ha next you'll be telling us hrs really good at picking staff

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That's the problem with Trump, he writes a book(well someone else writes it for him) & makes his own TV show telling you how great a business man he is , and people actually believe it!

A lot like Obama’s

No Fire? No Fury? President [s]Snowflake[/s] Bluster!

The joke is despite his shouting and telling everyone how big he is, the only option is sanctions.

So now you're complaining that he [b]isn't[/b] going to bomb them?

Ha ha next you'll be telling us hrs really good at picking staff

The US has always had a very different management culture from the UK - one of the differences is the recognition in the US that performance is unpredictable, someone who has all the right 'attributes' on paper can, in reality, be crap - that's why the art of firing has always been more important than the art of hiring, underperformers get sacked, not kept on or sideways promoted, it's very much part of US corporate life. Certainly beats the Peter principle that saw us end up with people like Corbyn and May

ninfan - Member

Trump’s North Korea strategy: A lot like Obama’s

We're not discussing Obama. We're discussing Trump.

Your adoption of Flump's tactic of pointing at his predecessor to deflect attention from his idiotic behaviour works as well for you here as it does fir him, there.

Good to see that you're finally recognising his uselessness by pointing out that his behaviour is the same as something else you consider useless.

Unless of course, you're saying that Obama's strategy was just like one that you evidently admire.

Check your brain, it may be dead.

Good to see that you're finally recognising his uselessness by pointing out that his behaviour is the same as something else you consider useless.

Unless of course, you're saying that Obama's strategy was just like one that you evidently admire.

The corollary to which is, of course, that in fact saint Obama was actually as bad as Trump, therefore Trump cannot be the incompetent disaster that the lefties claim, or that Trump is better than they had previously accepted

I'm not talking about other people's perceptions/opinions.

I'm talking about yours.

Which seem to be, on the latest evidence, bollox.

someone who has all the right 'attributes' on paper can, in reality, be crap -

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someone who has all the right 'attributes' on paper can, in reality, be crap -

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The corollary to which is, of course, that in fact saint Obama was actually as bad as Trump, therefore Trump cannot be the incompetent disaster that the lefties claim, or that Trump is better than they had previously accepted

Well, Trump threatened "fire and fury" if NK carried on threatening the US.

They then threatened the US with a missile launch and a nuke test.

And Trump had nothing he could do. Just left looking weak and inept.