Done yet?
Turns out Black Mirror was a documentary.
POIDH
Definitely 100% maybe true.
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It has a hashtag, by the way - the inspired #hameron
This is just the sort of crap you would expect about JC and if it was about him be called media bias...
Thing is, you look at Cameron, and you think "Yes, he'd totally do that."
But is it really a story? Half the rugby teams got up to some grim stuff but is it relevant to their life 20 years later?
He *ed the welfare state and the nhs, and the taxpayer with the bank and royal mail fire sales... who cares that he also *ed a dead pig?
I used to look after several hundred pigs (8kg to 150kg ++) at a farm in the South East during my summer break many years ago.
Good money but full of shite. 😆
Pigs are intelligent and clean animal unless they are unwell.
I used to get sprayed with shite, like high pressure water jet, right from the arse of the pig to my body when the pigs were unwell ... if they could not recover in time they would get a bolt (gun with bolt) to their heads. Dead! 🙁
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Disgusting! Supertramp - really?!!
Plenty of students/sports teams/ young people etc do unpleasant and disgusting stuff. I've done stuff that makes the older me cringe looking back.
Whether that makes them unfit to be prime minister years later is another matter.
I'm not convinced that this is the reason he should not be PM.
lenty of students/sports teams/ young people etc do unpleasant and disgusting stuff. I've done stuff that makes the older me cringe looking back.
True but I have never ****ed a dead pig. Have you?
One of the 'trials' for entering the Bullingdon club was to burn a £50 note in front of a homeless person. I think that says more about him than porklove.
There are some gifs knocking about that would get you a lifetime ban on here. 🙂
Still alleged, no actual evidence and not to make a huge distinction but putting something in some dead pork isn't ****ing it is it. Can we leave the over sensationalist stuff to the tabloids. Again, if it was a story about Corbyn loads of the posters in here would be citing media bias, right wing media attacks and the rest. You can't have it both ways.
More damming is that he listened to supertramp.
[i]no actual evidence[/i]
Porkies then?
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seriously;
[i] if it was a story about Corbyn loads of the posters in here would be citing media bias[/i]
If it was someone one who'd been at Uni with him and has been 'snubbed' recently saying it then it's reporting.
Most of the attempted muck raking on Corbyn has been old stories rehashed.
This is just the sort of crap you would expect about JC
Pretty sure he wasn't a fan of pork.
if it was a story about Corbyn loads of the posters in here would be citing media bias, right wing media attacks and the rest. You can't have it both ways.
If it was one of hundreds of stories about him, that may be a fair comment, just scroll down the sidebar of shame on the right of the story posted by the op to see 20 attack pieces on Corbyn, hardly balanced is it.
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ah so the 2 wrongs principle, the Corbyn ones would be fine of there were the same number of Cameron ones?
Thankfully my Tea and Kittens blocker stops me seeing the raft of click bait on the side bar 🙂
[i]the 2 wrongs principle[/i]
Not really.
You have to admit that Prime Minister of Great Britain putting his todger in a pigs mouth (even if he was a lot younger) does have some news value?
And, more to the point #baeofpigs and #piggate on twitter have considerably brightened my Monday morning 🙂
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if he did then as a young chap we should probably let him away with it, it's not as if he put it in Dianne Abbot was it... Which is more newsworthy? Are either really relevant to who can run the country better? Do either provide a better insight into the men?
Or for the phrase News Value I'd go with 1-2/10 more the sort of stuff you would expect from the Star along with an interview with the pig. In reality is shows how far people's desire for actual news has fallen. If you could ask him 5 questions would you really ask about the pig?
[i]it's not as if he put it in Dianne Abbot was it... Which is more newsworthy?[/i]
"Future party leader puts penis in woman"
"Future party leader puts penis in pig"
which would you say has more news value?
[i]If you could ask him 5 questions would you really ask about the pig? [/i]
Today, yes - because it's about is relationship with a rich party donor who he accepted huge amounts of money from and refused to 'return the favour'. It's about his morals then and his morals now.
As you say, they pig itself isn't that interesting (beyond the comedy) but the attitude it represents and, particularly, the Tories attempts to smear Corbyn with his past being turned around is facinating.
This is just the sort of crap you would expect about JC
He was also accused of being too friendly with ham ass.
The person who coined The Proscuitto Affair is a genius.
The serious bit of the story of course is that a millionaire tried to buy his way into government, failed, and is now taking revenge. Another serious point is that what Hameron (allegedly) did isn't illegal, but possessing any images of it is. So well done whoever made up that law.
This story is clearly a pig in a poke as Yoda would say
ah so the 2 wrongs principle
Only if 54672436 wrongs against 1, makes 2.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase porking.... 😆
I'd just like to confess that in the 1970's I listened (and still own) to Crime of the Century by Supertramp, its a good album. However this does not mean I had relations with a pig, unless you include a love of pork scratching's with my pint of dark mild.
Well at least it was a pig and not a young boy.
In a new film about his life, David Cameron is to be played by Al Porcino.
No idea what the fuss is all about. A student doing a stupid student stunt, that's all.
I'd have more respect for him if he'd put "Little Dave" in a dead tiger's mouth.
Reports that David Cameron mimicked the act of fellatio with the severed head of a farm animal while his Bullingdon Club friends whooped and cheered have been greeted with tired indifference
Future party leader puts penis in woman""Future party leader puts penis in pig"
which would you say has more news value?
Surely the story here is 'future party leader gives senior job to woman he put penis into'
Though given its Diane Abbott, the pig headline might still apply.
Disgusting! Supertramp - really?!!
He can't ride this one out surely?
Of course he will.
But when the 'wild accusations' of the conspiracy theorists are proved correct then you have to wonder how much more there is which has yet to be disclosed. How much longer before renewed questions are asked about the death of Cameron's son?
[i]How much longer before renewed questions are asked about the death of Cameron's son? [/i]
WTAF?
Imagine where Boris has had his? 😯
At least we know that George likes to dip his in coke and hookers.
I wonder if the press are going to lay off Jezza now.
Not a chance; they'll intensify their vitriol in an attempt to divert attention away from this story.
wow
maybe it's a coincidence but of all the online spaces i visit this forum has the highest concentration of both a) high earning middle-aged blokes and b) people saying 'hey, we all did stupid shit when we were younger...' 😮
#swine/eleven
might have to skive off work for the morning just to read all the jokes on twitter 😀
What is being alleged is not part of a normal, well adjusted persons youthful high jinx - its shagging a dead pig. You have to be pretty deranged for that to be considered excusable or in some way acceptable rather than the repulsive acts of a potential pyschopath!
So he has a hard on for lardon... Someone squealed. If I wrote Corbin's speeches from here on in they'd be Peppa'd with references to this.
I give in. I don't give sufficient of a shit.
b) people saying 'hey, we all did stupid shit when we were younger...'
I managed four years at uni without once putting any part of myself inside a pig, dressing up as a Nazi, snorting coke, or burning £50 notes in front of homeless people.
Maybe this is why I got a public sector job and joined the Green Party? Perhaps the "hey, we were all young once" crowd could indicate their voting preferences?
It's funny isn't it? My Uni indescretions included drinking too much, falling over, completely failing to snog Debbie Pearson and falling asleep in a ditch. No farm animals involved.
I managed four years at uni without once putting any part of myself inside a pig, dressing up as a Nazi, snorting coke, or burning £50 notes in front of homeless people.Maybe this is why I got a public sector job and joined the Green Party? Perhaps the "hey, we were all young once" crowd could indicate their voting preferences?
well quite. when i was at uni i could typically be seen at 5am on a sunday in a squat or under a railway arch consuming class A narcotics (maybe this is why i got a 2:2 and went to work in a pub) - it turns out that i was still comparatively strait laced compared to some 😕
poshness / dead animal sidenote: i know a guy who, for some reason, had a dead squirrel in his freezer. he told me that once during a fairly depraved night at his, they played some drinking game, the squirrel came out, and the forfeit was that you had to have a nuzzle off the squirrel. He is probably the poshest person i know.
Seems like the Bullingdon Club was just a bad taste party for the super rich.
I don't think the rugby (or hockey) clubs at my uni could afford a pig. Didn't stop them from dipping their todgers in their pints every other Wednesday at the local student dive.
Are we still all in this together? If so I'd want to be somewhere near the front of the queue.
maybe he had a long term crush on...
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Thinking about it, it's very brave of Cameron to come out as hamosexual.
I'd like to think that this was the culmination of a heartfelt romance with picnics in the park, boating, a night at the pictures and an intimate dinner. It's a shame it didn't work long term really, I could see him marrying a putrefying pig carcass and taking it home to mother. However it appears that this was just him satiating his carnal desires and leaving the poor sow sullied and bereft. Still I imagine Gideon ate it as we all know how much he hates waste.
Did he actually **** it though or just dip it in, massive difference...
Lolz!
Charlie Brooker ?@charltonbrookerShit. Turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series.
11:05 PM - 20 Sep 2015
*couldn't be bothered to screen shot.
[i]Did he actually **** it though or just dip it in, massive difference...[/i]
The "I didn't inhale" defence?
I can't see him standing in front of the press and saying look, "Yes I did that but it's ok, I didn't ejaculate"
"I did not impale...!"
Hehe, well, just dipping your bits into something although a bit silly is at the end of the day not that abnormal (hang with me!), go to any piss up where it's predominantly young Males and this shit happens all the time! Now, getting your wee chipolata out, fluffing him up and then smashing a dead pigs head that's perched on someone's lap is something else entirely!
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go to any piss up where it's predominantly young Males and this shit happens all the time
Is this where I went wrong? Every piss-up I ever went on was mixed. Is this a single-sex public school thing?
Hehe, well, just dipping your bits into something although a bit silly is at the end of the day not that abnormal (hang with me!), go to any piss up where it's predominantly [b]A CERTAIN TYPE OF[/b] young Males and this shit happens all the time!
When I was at uni it was generally the exclusive territory of swaggering, shit-thick, rugby-obsessed, popped-collared, guffawing southern bell ends that everybody else viewed with utter contempt, and a weary resignation to the fact that they'd inevitably do far, far better than the rest of us in life, despite being a bunch of utterly charmless, loathsome cocks, due to the shitty way our anti-meritocratic society is structured.
go to any piss up where it's predominantly young Males and this shit happens all the time
Really? REALLY?
Went out on lots of male only pissups including several stag dos and never saw anyone ******* a dead pig. We obviously move in different social circles.
#edit - binners pretty much hits the nail on the head there.
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In the interest of balance I think it only fair we cut CMDs head off and get a pig to **** it.
Maybe it is because the majority of us couldn't afford an afore mentioned pig.
I was on the university rugby league team for 3 years (president in my final year... I think, could have been secretary) and the worst thing I did was turn up with a KitKat to a union funding meeting and nearly got lynched by the anti-nestle mob.
go to any piss up where it's predominantly young Males and this shit happens all the time!
I have been on many, many pissups over the years. I've been on sessions which have been predominantly young males, predominantly middle aged males, women, mixed ages, mixed sexes, mixed sexualities, the whole gamut. I have friends who are variously straight-laced, kinksters, furries, gay, bisexual, trans, again you name it.
And never, not once in nearly three decades of parties, gatherings, lash-ups, stag dos and holidays, has anyone said to me "I've got this great idea... you get your nob out whilst I go and find a dead pig."
I'd respectfully suggest if this "happens all the time" that what you've got there is a quality control issue.
Well this story provides Cameron with a serious headache imo as it would appear to be impossible to disprove.
Ashcroft claims that an unnamed person, who presumably wasn't present when the alleged incident took place, in turn claims that they saw a photograph of the alleged incident ..... talk about hearsay ffs.
Cameron can't accuse Ashcroft of lying as he can't prove that the unnamed person didn't tell Ashcroft what he claims they did.
This Ashcroft allegation doesn't imo tell us anything with any certainty other than that a former very senior Tory politician is not only a greedy tax-dodger with a long history of using coercive tactics, but also clearly vengeful.
No wonder he made it to the top of the Conservative Party.
I've been on sessions which have been predominantly young males, predominantly middle aged males, mixed ages, mixed sexes, mixed sexualities, the whole gamut. I have friends who are variously straight-laced, kinksters, furries, gay, bisexual, trans, again you name it............ nearly three decades of parties, gatherings, lash-ups, stag dos and holidays
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Couger - [frothing]
Calm down dear.
To late for an edit now, for sure dead pig willy dipping is at the most extreme end 😆 and 😆 @ Binners, a fairly concise description! Not me, can't say I've ever felt the need to dip my shiz into anything other than my current partner!
I think the important question here is whether 'little Dave' was flacid or standing to attention ?
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fwiw, Ive been to various alternative clubs in london and seen quite a lot of extreme stuff from performers and partygoes and Ive never seen anyone penetrate a pigs head.
I suspect that there ill be a cabaret/stage show at some of the halloween events that will involve a cameron mask and a pigs head, however
What is being alleged is not part of a normal, well adjusted persons youthful high jinx - its shagging a dead pig. You have to be pretty deranged for that to be considered excusable or in some way acceptable rather than the repulsive acts of a potential pyschopath!
or have gone to Public School, where such things are considered run of the mill....
Perhaps the "hey, we were all young once" crowd could indicate their voting preferences?
Indifferent.
met a guy in the pub recently who claims to have done the deed with nicola sturgeon...
i fail to see the difference
or have gone to Public School, where such things are considered run of the mill....
I believe dead pig ****ing was on Friday afternoons after rugger practice.
Japes.
CMD better hope the alleged picture never surfaces*, or itll be Tory Sleeze x100
if only Ed Balls was still an MP, you can bet he'd be oinking away at PMQs
*I imagine MI5 have already done their best to make sure all copies have been destroyed by now
met a guy in the pub recently who claims to have done the deed with nicola sturgeon...i fail to see the difference
I wouldn't worry about it: Nicola thinks you're an ugly ****er.
What bad news has slipped under the radar today, then?
Pigface's absence from this thread is suspicious.
they've decided to stop providing free school meals.
Nicola was quite impressed.
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Leaving the unfortunate misogyny aside for a minute, I've been very drunk on occasion, very, very drunk...but I have never ever contemplated putting my winkie in or near an animal, alive or dead.
It amazes me that elements of the right-wing press who've called Corbyn out on allegedly having sexual relations in the 1970s with a real human being can make excuses for what the Prime Minister did as a university student by saying words to the effect of "a dead pig? Students do it all the time. Still, Diane Abbot, eh?".
I'm waiting for the newspaper headline:
Sam's man in ham ram scam
they've decided to stop providing free school meals.
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