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 hora
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(Out of breath) Morning. Im late, can someone summerise? 🙂


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 9:03 am
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Im late, can someone summerise?

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Posted : 31/10/2009 9:39 am
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Anybody care to fill me in? Sorry, but the penny hasn't dropped for me.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 10:38 am
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I've just read the whole of this thread and really have no clue what's going on. Someone is going to have to spell it out for me.

Glad to see Barnsleymitch survived the night though 😯


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 10:58 am
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Glad to see Barnsleymitch survived the night though

But will he last another...?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 12:12 pm
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Hey Ratty racers. You talk so much sh1te. It's no wonder in a futile attempt to get rid of some, your chucking it at people.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 12:15 pm
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Bigsi. If you try to understand complete and utter idiocy and succeed, what will you have become ?.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 12:22 pm
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Yes I see what you mean simon NOT!. can you imagine an elite mountain bike event on anything other than performance bikes. perhaps downhilling on hovis's. The better the bike the better the performance the better the experience. OOO jolly gosh it's just as good on a tandem as it is on a santa cruz. Your not an mtb rider simon your a cyclist and to top it all off! your giving out advice like your the second coming of moses.

This from a bloke who wants to compete in DH races on a £500 Mongoose?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 12:42 pm
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kaesae - it looks like the things are selling are ok (ish). But your marketing is rubbish. This whole thread probably wouldn't have happened if you'd sorted out your punctuation/grammar/spelling/APOSTROPHE'S ( 🙂 ) and not put rants into you ebay ads. And instead of stressing that it's been serviced by you, it's better than new, etc etc, just mention it casually in the ads. Then you won't come across as someone who doesn't have a clue what they're talking about. You might even make more money.

And if you're going to respray a frame at least do it a nice colour.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 2:39 pm
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I would suggest that buying goods from this guy might not the the safest ground legally.

A mate who knows a lot about you wants me to put your name, address and history up. But I wont put you through that. Might suggest that you just piss off though.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 3:00 pm
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Would most people not be suspicious of anyone who is able to flog volumes of high value second hand frames on ebay. Where do they come from?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 3:20 pm
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I would suggest that buying goods from this guy might not the the safest ground legally.

A mate who knows a lot about you wants me to put your name, address and history up. But I wont put you through that. Might suggest that you just piss off though.

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That's intriguing... care to enlighten the rest of us Goan?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 3:26 pm
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Stop putting full stops after your question marks.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 3:34 pm
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It was only a matter of time till this happened, been amusing myself with his ebay stuff for sometime....

Good work people.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 3:49 pm
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Bigsi. If you try to understand complete and utter idiocy and succeed, what will you have become ?.

You 🙄


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 4:54 pm
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Perhaps your right bigsy but it too you 3 or 4 hours and wasn't that good.

As for knowing me quite well your talking sh1t I keep myself to myself and that's all there is to it.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:15 pm
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Goan face to face you wouldn't last 10 seconds you want a piece f@ck nut come get some.

For all your sh1t talking your still a bunch of losers which is why britain is crawling out of the recession. When the going gets tough you rat b@stard imbeciles stop chasing your tails and turn on each other.
Enjoy what’s left of your little recession you’ve earned it. Your way of life is doomed your just to thick to see it.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:21 pm
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You keep yourself to yourself?

I think you're building up quite a decent profile of yourself to be honest pal.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:22 pm
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Kaesae - In all fairness to you, your e bay feedback is really good and you didn't start this thread. I'm sure plenty of people on here will be concerned as to where you source your frames. I've not jumped to any conclusions but would you mind giving a brief explanation it would put minds at rest that you are genuine.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:23 pm
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Yeh!


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:25 pm
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Naokfreek you need to amuse yourself with something as there’s nothing in your pant’s that would amuse anything but a fish


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:26 pm
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Haddock when it becomes any of your concern were I get my frames you'll get an answer. Hope that helps.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:28 pm
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It was nice riding today Kaesae - Did u get out?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:29 pm
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsSTR were was my choice ?.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:29 pm
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Haddock when it becomes any of your concern were I get my frames you'll get an answer. Hope that helps.

Lemme guess, they fall of the back of lorries and that's why they need respraying and checking? Unless you'd like to enlighten us...


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:38 pm
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I think you'll find i actually keep fish in my pants, would sir like the bream or the dover sole?

Oh and by the way, do you do bearings for ivory bottle cages?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:40 pm
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This is fantastic, oh how i enjoy the soap opera that is all to often STW forum.

Yet another clueless numpty spouting drivel and falling for every troll on here, keep watching cos he won't be able to keep away.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 5:42 pm
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its all a bit law of the playground imho
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Posted : 31/10/2009 5:48 pm
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Tom I don't have a boyfriend I hope you enjoyed yours.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:01 pm
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question answered!


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:02 pm
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Tom I don't have a boyfriend I hope you enjoyed yours.

Whats that got to do with going mountain biking????
You love life is your business


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:05 pm
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[i]You love life is your business [/i]

Now remember Ton, a few pages back? He can't walk or ride remember, something to do with a knackered back... So I'm guessing his love life isn't up to much either. It's a wonder he can perfom complex mechanical jobs and resprays on all these frames in fact...

😉


 
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Though I have enjoyed this experience and my new found membership and welcome reception onto the single track forum. On which I will from now on be a regular participant since I can sit at my computer again. I think I’ve demonstrated my ability to put up with sh1t and the fact that I can rant’ rave’ be calm’ provocative’ childish and quite a few other things.
My point is this. There are a lot of people out there who don’t feel comfortable in their lives. They feel trapped or depressed. Under more stress than is good for anyone to bear. To all you people I would say this’ Nothing anyone else says’ does or thinks has any effect on you but what you allow it to. We live in a psychologically tyrannical society which is very hard to be relaxed in as all too often we feel out of control.

In this day and age if people can much you about they will. Simple as that there TV addled wits have been conditioned for years to believe it, every soap show and moronic programme on the box reinforces it. Be yourselves and if the world doesn’t except you then to hell with the world. Find your own path.

To all the bikers, Ridefree!.
To all the tossers, toss on!.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:14 pm
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But where do you get your frames from? (no full stop after the question mark)


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:20 pm
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Can't believe I missed those full stops after the exclamation marks.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:22 pm
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Kaesae- obviously you have injuries as per your info, bet you can't wait to get back out on the bike, just of interest what do you/did you ride pre-back injury and where are your fave trails? not trying to add a bit of peace and love, but if you talk about bikes and riding, you tend to find the STW forumites less trollish 🙂


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:24 pm
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full stops after the exclamation marks.

Scottish education? Ducks (quack)


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:24 pm
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I don't think he's one of ours, at least I hope not.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:28 pm
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Where do you get from your frames from?

I know the answer but I want to hear it from you.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:42 pm
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as there’s nothing in your pant’s that would amuse anything but a fish

you can have sex with fish ?? Which ones are the dirtiest ?

To all the bikers, Ridefree!.
To all the tossers, toss on!.

isn't it simplistic to think these categories are mutually exclusive ??

To all you people I would say this’ Nothing anyone else says’ does or thinks has any effect on you but what you allow it to

this is actually very good advice, and part of the Cognitive Behaviour Therapy. How it fits in with all the name calling I'm not sure.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:42 pm
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I'm hearing rumours about where he may be getting them from.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:49 pm
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franksinatra- the gopping paintjob pixies bring him his frames ready to be lubed and prepped by his passion and skill, before being flogged off to poor unsespecting punters 🙂


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:49 pm
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I'm hearing rumours about where he may be getting them from.

Warranty returns? 😐


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:54 pm
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An off-forum contact tells me he has a conviction for stealing a bike 🙁 Of course I have no way of verifying this.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:57 pm
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Pulls up chair.......


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 6:59 pm
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Damn - I'm off out tonight, this may all get abit heated. Will catch up when I get back.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:01 pm
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Umm that phone number... who does it belong to? Not particularly pleasant to be posting up peoples numbers if they don't want it on here.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:01 pm
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It's mine, i need some action tonight as i've got a free house.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:03 pm
 ojom
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what time do you want me there?

in all seriousness though - who does it belong to?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:06 pm
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No idea, but not to clever if it does actually belong to someone.

Nine o clock ok with you?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:12 pm
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what time do you want me there?

in all seriousness though - who does it belong to?


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mountain-bike-frame-respray-frame-Powder-coating-UK-EH_W0QQitemZ130337110616QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxq20091014?IMSfp=TL091014151002r26752


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:12 pm
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you lot are awful, I wanna learn more about "inventing the flush", sounds like that shxt rox0rs!


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:13 pm
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ahh i see. Thanks for that Glen. (psst Guppy on the 18th ok with you?)

freek - sounds good but i need to be back by 10.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:14 pm
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looks like a witch to me .... right down to the hooky nose

how long is it before the lid comes off this and we find out Fred Dibnah is back.... nice twist to halloween night possibly


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:27 pm
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Keyser Söze seems very similar to his user name and his spelling abilities. 3 days old... so where are the frames from?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:40 pm
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An hour should be fine.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:43 pm
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yes do tell us where are the frames from? has he found an old bike frame mine in scotland and is he using people of restricted growth to get them? is Kaesae in fact some sort of Midget gang master?


 
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Goan face to face you wouldn't last 10 seconds you want a piece f@ck nut come get some.

Bold statement for someone who is in so much pain they have been unable to walk for over two years


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:53 pm
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Banned! lol! 😆
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Posted : 31/10/2009 7:57 pm
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This is what I dont get about the interwebs.

Why not just leave and never come back or leave and create a new account and forget it?

Oh because it wasn't Airborne! Ahhhh.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 7:58 pm
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To all the tossers, toss on!.

Toss off surely?

Is it worth reading this from the start? I got bored with the moz one, but if this is better I'll read it. X factor has just started.


 
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Yep tis a classic, well worth a read - X factor startings a good reason to read war & peace ffs 😉


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:08 pm
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Kettle on then


 
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Goan face to face you wouldn't last 10 seconds you want a piece f@ck nut come get some.

is this not a picture of you?

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HTF will you fight Goan??


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:20 pm
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They can't have banned him, I've just started to play with him 🙄


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:21 pm
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Rob - I don't like it.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:22 pm
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Goan - why not? he is claiming to be crippled and reckons he can do you!


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:23 pm
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He probably could. I'm a lover not a fighter you see. 😉

It was a little britain reference btw.


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:24 pm
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oops 😳


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:26 pm
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I want that one.

There i don't fell left out of this thread now.


 
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**waves** Hello Mum! **waves**


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:33 pm
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he can't be gone..... I feel like we were only just getting to know him and yet I miss his chirpy little words of wisdom already 😥
He would have genius on one of the hang the paedo type threads


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:36 pm
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tazzy - you might appreciate this http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:40 pm
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thebikechain- that's funny as ****


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:47 pm
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I recommend trailrakers


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 8:54 pm
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mountain-bike-frame-respray-frame-Powder-coating-UK-EH_W0QQitemZ130337110616QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxq20091014?IMSfp=TL091014151002r26752

Jeesus Christ, sweet child of mine. Thats almost as big a rip off as the chumps who use Orange Bikes respray service 😆 (i.e. proper motorbike sprayshops will undercut and thats what Orange probably use anyway. AGNI's lazy-types with too much money 😆

..Plus 'dents sorted'. Don't you mean poly-filled, finger-sanded then powdercoated? 🙄


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 9:01 pm
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First saw the thread a week ago and am now very confused.

So, is sfb getting some money knocked off that Giant or not?

Is it all just elaborate haggling?


 
Posted : 31/10/2009 9:15 pm
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I already have a bike


 
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rubberneck [?r?b??n?k] Slang
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1. a person who stares or gapes inquisitively, esp in a naive or foolish manner
2. a sightseer or tourist
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(intr) to stare in a naive or foolish manner


 
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