Not some clever piece of tech, oh no!

I'd like to see a corkscrew. The iScrew.

So, what really needs "i"ing then?

Spectacles – the 'i eye'

iDildo

isight … a new set of electronic self stablising shiny white binos

The sceptical Glaswegian

iRight

I'd like an 'i aye aye', here is steve jobs in rehearsal for tonight, with the latest must have.

On a different tangent, I give you the new Dual Core apple:

iWhatever iit iis iit's igoing ito ibe ishiny, iwhite, ioverpriced iand ii iwont iwant iit.

I'd really like them to release something appallingly ugly, called the iSore.

😀

iWhatever iit iis iit's igoing ito ibe ishiny, iwhite, ioverpriced iand ii iwont iwant iit.

Sheep. I'll assess it on its own merit. Not dismiss it because it is fashionable to do so. 😀

Or a wedding service?

iWill

(Or would that be for looking after your estate once you die?)

isight … a new set of electronic self stablising shiny white binos

iSight was/is the name that apple use for the built in webcam.

icouldn'tcareless

but you'll all buy it anyway

It would be funny if it was some obscene debauched multifaceted sex-toy. I can only imagine the horror on the assembled crowds faces, and the lame robotic clapping as the room fades to stunned silence…

apple-crumble

Sadly, the iJoy has already been created…I kid you not!

http://www.ijoyride.co.uk/technical.shtml

😯

chainsaw

The sceptical Glaswegian

iRight

Like the joke about a teacher explaining how a double negative makes a positive, but a double positive does not make a negative, to which the sceptical glaswegian school boy replied "Aye right"

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Sorry, just realised there was a naughty word in my picture.

Basically on B3ta there's a piccy of a cross between an Apple iPhone and a Blackberry, and they call it the Crumble…. as per ChrisE's post…

What about a WHYi for the geordies?

Some sort of covert survellance device – the iSpy

The iJoy is not a sex toy?!

they need to release a cannister of poison gas in their fanboy department.

iEmperorsNewClothes

eth3er – Member

The iJoy is not a sex toy?!

I think it might be…

4 speeds: Warm up (Default), Taking it Easy, Getting Serious, and Pump it Up

I agree with this guy:
Derek Powazek

it would be interesting to see it work for STW….

iGimpGag. To STFU anyone with an i-phone who's got an app' for that.

iCan'taffordit is what they'll release.

I-drive

oh hang on GT have already done it

iRaq?

Maybe they could just fug off with this "i" business and just give it a number or proper name like normal companies.

iSheesh.

Satellite

i-Spy…….

A big long fart.

"Here is the new release…."

An item of mens neckwear which retreats in battle. As with all "i" products it comes in white – handy for waving from your bunker. I give you the…

itie

The iPad 🙄

Seems a bit big..

An item of mens neckwear which retreats in battle. As with all "i" products it comes in white – handy for waving from your bunker. I give you the…

itie
Winner!! Please collect your prize from the front.

Perhaps a portable music player which only plays Bob Marley.

The i&i

they're gonna branch out into philosophy – ithink, therefore iam