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The missus is hell bent on getting another cat. I've said ok providing it's a kitten and I can name it. It will be a girl and the other cat we have is called Merlin, ideas please as apprently "Mike" isn't good enough???
Chairman?
Manolo (as in Blahnik - you know, "kitten heels".)
Dave?
SuBo
Seefor.
I wanted to call our kittens after our next door neighbours.... imagine the fun calling them in at night... PHIL... TINA...
Morgan or Morgaine (following the Arthurian theme)?
Merlin and Wiggle? (Chain Reaction Cycles is a bit of a mouthful!)
Seeing as the 1st cat is called Merlin, how about keeping with the Arthurian tradition and calling the new kitten 'Nimue'?
Nimue was Merlin's lover/priestess in the older versions of the tale.
Also there is Morgan/Morgana...
My 2 are called Frankie & Cisco, as I used to Live in San Francisco
roper?
Minx?
I should point out that Merlin (the cat) is in fact a girl, I know it's weird for me to. Liking Dave so far and the neighbours idea, loving it.
Don't let kids name your cats folks - we have pussy and socks...
Just remember you'll have to shout the name late at night out the back or teach them to come to whistle.
Morgana trapped Merlin in Excalibur (drifts of thinking of helen mirren in her youth).
Don't let kids name your cats folks - we have pussy and socks...
Just remember you'll have to shout the name late at night out the back or teach them to come to whistle.
Morgana trapped Merlin in Excalibur (drifts off thinking of helen mirren in her youth).
Oh come on. It's got to be "Litespeed" 🙂
One of my pets is called Prinzses Fá Nay Nay.
Feel free in using that if you want. 🙂
get two house cats. call them anne and frank....
Kentucky Fried 👿
One of my cats is called Minx - the Other is Hex!
Lol
Our kids named one of ours Puddle, which was very nearly called poo-poo 😯
mates cat is/was called 'captain jazzy pants'.
How about Michael.
DogFood
Meta ?
Have friends who named their kittens (Cat) Stevens and (Cat) Deeley
One of my customers has a cat called 'Grim Reaper'
Looking at this cute little feline with a pink collar it might seem a bit unlikely... till you see the hundreds of bird* corpses that have been judged. I mean, last week I saw GR with a ****ing oystercatcher in its mouth- how did it catch that?
* dont worry folks, I'm sure they were guilty birds that deserved to die.
Raoul ...
You little *******!!!!!!
What about the name Bastet- named after the ancient Egyptian fertility/ cat goddess.... With the back door open and you're shouting its name, passers-by will thing your swearing like a loon,
Thats much better than 'fluffy'
bloodbath
Patch
My cat was called Dave - good choice!
I know somebody who called a cat Fellatio. Honest I didn't make that up.
My next cat will be called Elvis or Elvira. My current cat is called Ramona (got her just when Joey Ramone died) and her brother was Carlos (after Carlos Spencer my favorite All Black).
Cats should be named after somebody.
We've got 3 cats, all girls, all called Dave, after Papa Lazarous insistence on the name of his many wives.
...not that any cat, ever in the history of cat, has given a shit what it was called...
Seefor.
Surely it would be Kayfour?
A friend had a cat called Steve.
My first cat was called Zero.
We now have Mushroom and Spook.
Calling the latter in can be a bit embarrassing when our black African neighbour is out and about.
Call it myface, that way when you call them both in at night can go something along the lines of...
"Myface, Merlin. Come on Myface Merlin."
Wildlife murdering little *&@%$£?
Reaper! Fang! Sabre! Astorath!
Get medieval on it's poor kitty ass! (Not literally obviously).
FredWest
Guinness
Stella
or a scottish favourite.....fannybaws
I know somebody who called a cat Fellatio.
How about Pompino then?
or cunnilingus? that kinda works and could be shortened to cunny or lingus?
My previous cat names have been;
Tiger- not very original, we were kids
Lucky- see above
Pancake- got him on shrove tuesday
Dick Walker- named after a dead fisherman 😯
and presently Punk- was nearly Strummer, after Joe.....which is cooool
EDIT: Forgot one; Gringo....no idea