Vulcans?

Logical bastards aren’t they

But with hidden surprises

https://fanlore.org/wiki/Vulcan_Genitalia

Logical bastards aren’t they

Not always,

Just don’t mention bacon it makes them…. Oh wait Vulcans.

What happens when bacon gets stuck to the grill pan?

It is like it has been vulcanised on there.

We learnt in Star Trek- Enterprise that Vulcans are Vegans and that they held back human development.

Makes you think!

Kimbers, wtf is that?!

Let’s see what it looks like, Spock,’ Kirk said as he knelt, peeling the briefs over Spock’s hips. He laughed softly as he surveyed the alien design. ‘Almost like a woman.’ Spock shivered as Kirk’s fingers rubbed the soft, furred lips of the genital pouch

A donkey to this:

Just don’t mention bacon it makes them…. Oh wait Vulcans.