A woman in Austria wanted a Ying Yang tattoo on her back. It wasn’t quite as she hoped.

http://www.thelocal.at/20160720/tattooist-jailed-for-drawing-penis-instead-of-yin-yang-sign

What an utter ****.

Who ya gonna call?

Needs pix

What an utter ****.

Bellend?

To add to the wise words above:

OP should get a tattooist job: “Tattoo not as descibed”

🙂

That tattoo fixers show has me in stitches – guy on it the other night had one reading “i’m on me holidays” on his forearm, he had it done on holiday so he could simply point at it instead of having to say the words whenever she was moaning at him for being blazing drunk at 10am or whatever…

He had it replaced with a monkey with a pair of leopard print scants on it’s head sticking it’s tongue out…

😆

Tears of mirth at “Only God can fudge me”.

I know if I ever feel the need to get a tattoo. I’ll be seeking out a mentally unstable amateur tattooist who has recently been released from prison.

What is the drawing in the “Only god can fudge me” supposed to be?

What is the drawing in the “Only god can fudge me” supposed to be?

What your Trap Door looks like after a vigorous fudging from God?

stevie750 – Member

What is the drawing in the “Only god can fudge me” supposed to be?

Looks like a cross with a heart & some thorns across the middle & a crown perched on top….

What is the drawing in the “Only god can fudge me” supposed to be?

Looks like a child that has been crowned best sailor in a model boat competition ,carrying a small fox in the boat. 🙂

It also looks like ” only gad can fudge me”. Gary Glitters real name is Gadd.

Hopefully the typo in the title was deliberate…..!

What is the drawing in the “Only god can fudge me” supposed to be?

It took me a while, but it appears to be a cross with a heart attached to it by thorns.

…and a rubber glove on top.

…and some football socks hanging off one arm of the cross.

Hopefully the typo in the title was deliberate…..!

Actually wasn’t. In my defence English is not my first language.

REGRET NOHING…. I read that in a Mexican accent

These tattoo threads crack me up every flippin time. That Fudge one is an absolute belter.

In my defence English is not my first language.

Have you considered a career as a tattoo “artist”? As suggested earlier….
😉

I know it’s terrible and all but

When it came to applying the ink, however, he deviated from the original design and added the phallic drawing and swear word instead.

When asked by the judge why he had done that, the hobby tattooist, also aged 21, replied: “Just because.”

Also, maybe a bit, hilariously funny?

He was sentenced in total to three-and-a-half years in jail and will be held in an institution for mentally abnormal offenders. The sentence is not yet legally binding.

You can be mentally abnormal in Australia?

You can be mentally abnormal in Australia?

*makes note to never get Tom to book a holiday for me*

Well, it turns out I’m massively prejudiced against Aussies as I genuinely read that as Australia.

Also, maybe a bit, hilariously funny?

When it’s on someone else. Yes. 🙂

These tattoo threads crack me up every flippin time. That Fudge one is an absolute belter.

+1 awesome.

+ another 1. In a movie, penis tattoo would be comedy gold. Poor lass.

Myself and a good friend witnessed a ‘hidden message’ in an across the shoulders tribal tat years ago. Unfortunately for the said wearer, it cleverly spelt out, in the negative space, ‘w@nker’. Unfortunately for us it was before the advent of camera phones but to this day I wonder if the poor sap ever realised his misfortune.

These are very funny, and they will ALWAYS be on someone else, cos I’m afraid of needles, pain and looking a knob.

What is the drawing in the “Only god can fudge me” supposed to be?

Its Dr John A. Ziodberg, in a party hat, eating a fish, whilst wearing baseball catchers mitts.

With translation;

Er, all the original story has been removed, so the start of this thread no longer makes sense! Odd.

With translation;

Glad you pointed that out, thanks.

Keep these coming, genuinely funny…

Er, all the original story has been removed, so the start of this thread no longer makes sense! Odd.

It was like this only a bit more austrian