Singletrack Issue 100

What do you reckon should be included on the cover?

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Lets have it.. Let rip.. Stupid, insulting whatever…
but some good suggestions mixed in among the wit and sarcasm would be useful too 🙂

Ton, being spanked by the staffers

There have to be spokey dokeys and rainbows

Include a Mint Sauce keyring! 🙂

A fleet of audis and orange fives not being ridden!

Mincer wobbling away from his audi? Possibly on a bike made out of filing cabinets.

Surely that’s the stereotypical depiction of this place?

EDIT: beaten by everyone. Damnit.

a picture of me in the bath

actually, a thumbnail of every current subscriber as a thank you for their support?

If only there was a funny picture of a tubeless tyre blowing gunk all over an angry looking fella…………..

Can I suggest a white background with a massive 100. The 100 graphic however would be made up of thousands of tiny pictures with each one being a different bike that Hora has owned since the magazines conception.

To make it easier to whittle down the list of included bike photographs, you could just use the ones he has put on the classifieds at some point.

Similar in style to this

2 Suggestions for the moment, I might add more later.
.guy martin and terrahawk in their urine stained tandem.
.a clown on a bike with really big wheels (or something typifying the debate surrounding wheel sizes which has dominated the industry for the last few years)

use the front cover from issue one?

Hora looking sad, on a bike with 650b wheels with Renton hucking over him on his Five29 grinning with a sparkle in his eye, staring wantingly at masses of STWers who are waving cash at him to buy his bike off him, most of which are holding pairs of 27.5+ wheels in their hands, ready to put them on Renton’s bike.

Oh and robots, lots of robots.

A baby Robin.

A man on the loo with some picolax!

Might wanna get the ‘artist’ to flip riders face so it’s pointing away from the spine (unless you’re breaking the rules by doing a poor cover design 😛 )

Can’t offer any useful suggestion for content as i’ve never read the mag.

Caricatures of all your staff who’ve had input over the years doing bikey stuff.

The Badger and his amazing exploding tubeless tyre.

I was going to suggest a modern recreation of issue one – latest tech bike, same rider, same location but issue one’s cover was pretty dark!

A dead kitten for every forum topic that ends up in a wheelsize whingefest

A ‘where are they now?’ feature on TJ, fred and surfmat

A dead kitten for every forum topic that ends up in a wheelsize whingefest

It’s only a double cover.

A raffle. Winning ticket gets a special one-off printed copy of the magazine which is 17 times bigger than usual copies.
RM.

A coded message giving the location of some treasure, which when found entitles you to a free subscription for life.

A 26″ Hardtail with 80mm travel, to remind everyone what they’re missing (and how much money they’ve spent “upgrading” over the last 100 issues).

Pixelated Japanese porn

Screech owning someone with a set of Bombers.

Ask readers to send in a picture of themselves on their bike. Put them all on the cover .

What tenfold said in the style of what scandal42 said generating a picture of the guy “owning with bombers”

That badger photo with the exploded tubeless tyre.

Surely a mosaic made up of the previous 100 cover photo’s?

That’ll give your photo layout minions a bit too do!! 😉

If you follow the link in the OP you see… oh I can’t be bothered. Follow the link.

If you follow the link in the OP you see…

A short list, now overshadowed by this one.

A picture of All the big hitters, so you have to collect the set

A short list, now overshadowed by this one.

That asks you to post in here or on the story.

Lenticular printing and turn it into an ‘animated GIF’ 😀

Someone asking someone “what PSI…?”

A picture of a road bike as that seems to be the most popular forum threads?

Reprint/extended article on whatever the most read article was on here in the last 1/3/5+ years?

bomber ownage is a must!

A giant foot and mouth bonfire

Or Martyn Ashton

A cake.
100 candles and the words ‘Inspirational & Aspirational’ in purple icing.

Stoodley Pike made out of flakes.

And Steve Worland.
🙂