Jim'll paint it

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears.

Thanks,

Darren Harvey

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.

Thanks,

Tommy

😉

Thanks for that, I can now die a happy man.
RM.

Loving the Burt Reynolds Guinea Pig.

Dear Jim,

Please paint me the brave little toaster (from the children’s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!

Thanks,

lgh87

😆 😆 😆

So awesome…

They might as well shut the internet. That will never be bettered.

This is a bit like the first episode of Utopia: I have no idea whats going on, but I like it!

This is very good. Very good indeed.

Amazing!

I can’t believe it but there they are.. seeing IS believing.

Genius!!

Dear Jim,

Please paint me an anthropomorphised New York skyline battling a giant religiously fanatical prawn. Meanwhile the diamond falcon contemplates.

All the best,

Carl Brown 😀

And all done in Microsoft Paint which makes the feat even more miraculous.

I think the OP painting is effing brilliant.
Am looking for inspiration to paint my daughters room, and something like that would tickle me pink!

And give her nightmares…

love it, it’s like Viz meets Monkey Dust…

I have a book of paintings by Vic Reeves that is very similar.
I can see the Monkey Dust comparison in the Brian Blessed/Goldie one.

I think the Internet has just exploded… 😯

Was JUST lolling at this!

I think the OP painting is effing brilliant.

It is- although it took me a long time to ‘get it’ (hence Jackie Chan in the following picture) 😆

What is it conveying Rossi?