Homeopathy Madness

One for the “Why do people slag off homeopathy? There is no real harm in it” crew:

Treating Ebola with Homeopathy (Natural News)

With the current threat of an Ebola epidemic, this technology and experience can be put to good use. In this article you will find the means to help you survive an Ebola virus infection, in particular, if no medical support is available to you.

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Treating Ebola

Your best bet is to find a homeopath to treat yourself or your patient. With Ebola this might not be so feasible, and if you find there is no other assistance available, continue as described below.

Add a pill or two of the homeopathic remedy found to have the most similar symptoms to a plastic cup filled with water (tap or mineral water). Starting with Crotalus Horridus 30C is probably the best idea. Stir the cup with a plastic spoon until the pills dissolve. With the spoon, place some drops of the remedy on the patient’s tongue.
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http://blogs.naturalnews.com/treating-ebola-homeopathy/

😯

But, I’ve only got a metal spoon?

Snake oil salesmen at it again.

.. the blog is a wind-up. surely?? 😯

See how long the blog-post stays up

How to Make Your Own Ebola Remedy

What you need:
1. A face mask and gloves
2. Two bottles (50 ml up to 500 ml glass or plastic bottles) with caps
3. Clean water (mineral or tap water)
4. An Ebola sample: some spit or other disease product, such as blood, from a person infected with Ebola, or who is suspected sick with it. Any small quantity will do, even a pinhead.
5. An alcoholic liquid, such as whisky, brandy, rum, etc.
6. Half an hour of your time.

Procedure:
1. Fill the bottle with water, leaving about 20% space at the top.
2. Place the Ebola sample in the water in the bottle.
3. Close the top of the bottle with the cap.
4. Hold the bottle and strike it hard against a solid surface, such as a large book, 40 times.
5. Pour out the contents of the bottle.
6. Refill the bottle with water (the fluid remaining on the inside surface of the bottle will serve as the next Ebola sample).
7. Repeat steps 3 to 6 a total of 30 times.

Storage:
1. Pour the bottle solution into another bottle—your stock bottle.
2. Add 10% by volume of the alcoholic liquid (whisky, brandy, etc.) as a preservative.
3. Store in a place away from sunlight and electronic equipment.

Using this stock bottle, you can supply the Ebola remedy to as many people you want. With one drop from the stock bottle as an Ebola sample you can produce another stock bottle to give to someone else. Instead of the original Ebola sample you used above to make the original stock bottle, you use a drop from the first stock bottle. This process can be carried out ad infinitum, supplying a whole city, etc., if needed.

Seems legit to me….

4. An Ebola sample: some spit or other disease product, such as blood, from a person infected with Ebola, or who is suspected sick with it.

What could possibly go wrong?

5. Pour out the contents of the bottle.

Step five: introduce Ebola to the public water supply.

Time to bring out the Daily Mash t-shirt…

Warnings: This product is to be used for self-limiting conditions. If symptoms do not improve in 4 days or worsen, discontinue use and seek assistance of a health professional

I am not a doctor, but it is my understanding that ebola is generally not “self-limiting”. What a shower of idiots.

Home-pathy :

That long row of slabs leading to my front door works very well ,thankyou.
🙂

I followed the advice and applied Crotalus horridus as directed. I am now in hospital with a severe case of rattlesnake bites.

Does anyone have the number of a solicitor?

Hold on a sec, I think I’ve spotted a flaw…

– Two bottles (50 ml up to 500 ml glass or plastic bottles) with caps
– Place the Ebola sample in the water in the bottle.
– Hold the bottle and strike it hard against a solid surface, such as a large book, 40 times.

Avoid touching a pill with your fingers as your energy field can neutralize the information carried. Use the remedy container cap instead, or some other means, to throw a pill onto your tongue

FFS

Therefore, please remember that you only need to take one single pill, just one, not all the pills in the container, as some patients have done. Taking all the pills would have the same effect as taking one pill

Which in Ebola’s case will be sweet FA

I think it’s time for a human trial of homeopathic remedies on homeopaths themselves, starting with the Ebola remedy, what could possibly go wrong??!!

Candidates for vicarious Darwin Awards?

How to Make Your Own Ebola Remedy
What you need:
1. A face mask and gloves
2. Two bottles (50 ml up to 500 ml glass or plastic bottles) with caps
3. Clean water (mineral or tap water)
4. An Ebola sample: some spit or other disease product, such as blood, from a person infected with Ebola, or who is suspected sick with it. Any small quantity will do, even a pinhead.
5. An alcoholic liquid, such as whisky, brandy, rum, etc.
6. Half an hour of your time.

Procedure:
1. Fill the bottle with water, leaving about 20% space at the top.
2. Place the Ebola sample in the water in the bottle.
3. Close the top of the bottle with the cap.
4. Hold the bottle and strike it hard against a solid surface, such as a large book, 40 times.
5. Pour out the contents of the bottle.
6. Refill the bottle with water (the fluid remaining on the inside surface of the bottle will serve as the next Ebola sample).
7. Repeat steps 3 to 6 a total of 30 times.

Storage:
1. Pour the bottle solution into another bottle—your stock bottle.
2. Add 10% by volume of the alcoholic liquid (whisky, brandy, etc.) as a preservative.
3. Store in a place away from sunlight and electronic equipment.

Using this stock bottle, you can supply the Ebola remedy to as many people you want. With one drop from the stock bottle as an Ebola sample you can produce another stock bottle to give to someone else. Instead of the original Ebola sample you used above to make the original stock bottle, you use a drop from the first stock bottle. This process can be carried out ad infinitum, supplying a whole city, etc., if needed.

FTFY

Southampton to play homeopathic football

So the author describes himself as –

Kjetill Oftedal, a Norwegian by birth, physicist, systems analyst and homeopath by education, multilingual at an early age–a result of being raised in the U.S., Norway and the Dutch West Indies–has lived and worked in various professions in a number of European countries and the U.S. Kjetill Oftedal has worked as a sailor, salesman, night guard, electrical engineer, North Sea offshore engineer and in the Sahara; tutor, high-school, adult education and university teacher; director of personal enhancement training institutions in Spain and Portugal; systems analyst, computer programmer; classical homeopath, multilingual translator, webmaster, managing director of a school and clinic of classical homeopathy he established in Spain. While in Spain, he wrote a book on the subject of electrosmog–a much neglected and often purposefully ignored health hazard of the current technological civilization–for the Swiss company Smogly, and, lately, he has authored a book and web-based courses on classical homeopathy. Kjetill Oftedal is the author of “Family Homeopathy and Survival Guide,” a practical self-learning book for household use, which he is translating into Spanish. Kjetill Oftedal has always been interested in the unusual, mystical and occult, leading him to write a number of esoteric short stories, some of which are published in “Nine Dewdrops,” available from Amazon as a Kindle eBook. He lives in Caracas, Venezuela with his wife Xiomara, where he writes and runs the International Homeopathic Web Clinic and Avila School of Classical Homeopathy. Director of the International Homeopathic Web Clinic and the Avila Clinic and School of Classical Homeopathy in Caracas, Venezuela. Author of the e-book “Family Homeopathy and Survival Guide.” Former director of the Iberian School and Clinic of Classical Homeopathy in Estepona, Costa del Sol, Spain and Gibraltar. Founding member of the Spanish Association of Classical Homeopathy (Asociación Española de Homeopatía Unicista) approved by the ECCH (European Council for Classical Homeopathy).

“****” would have be more succinct.

It is completely impossible to tell where satire ends and reality begins, with homeopathy.

Yeah never really got how the nonsense is accepted.

Yeah never really got how the nonsense is accepted.

#ObviousAndTediousComparisonWithReligion

More seriously,

“Alternative medicine” like Homeopathy gained popularity when traditional medicine was in its infancy. Compared to (say) having a hole drilled in your skull, the odds of the treatment itself actually killing you are drastically lower.

In the modern day this shouldn’t still matter, but they’re very good at marketing and ultimately some people just want to believe.

And they’ve pulled it:

Natural News was made aware of a blog post that seemed to recommend a highly questionable method related to Ebola prevention. The blog post has been removed pending further investigation, and the blogger is under review. Natural News does not condone any member of the public attempting to interact with Ebola, a very hazardous biological threat.

RELATED NEWS: Ebola vaccine to be manufactured by criminal drug company with felony record http://www.naturalnews.com/046414_Ebola_vaccine_safety_testing_drug_company_profits.html

Loving the “related news”: hey, we accidentally recommended something incredibly dangerous that could kill hundreds of people but aren’t drug companies awful!?