God help me, I'm enjoying Love Island

Shallow, deceitful, laddish, a vocabulary thats lost on me etc you name it.

But i secretly quite like it 😯

Ever thought about a holiday to Switzerland?
http://dignitas.ch

De plane boss de plane, what channels it on?

Everyone at work (including grown, adult men) is talking about it.

I’d rather put my plums in a drawer and repeatedly slam it shut

I’d rather put my plums in a drawer and repeatedly slam it shut

That’s next weeks challenge.

Wife and boy are watching it. I can make about 2 mins before leaving the room…

Of the new lot just sent in, im not the only one thats convinced rhe dark haired girl is actually an alien, right? The eyes… odd for a human.

*SLAM*

Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff.

*SLAM*

That hits the spot.

*SLAM*

Ad infinitum….

Missus puts it on. I watch stuff on internet with ear phones and occasionally look up for T&A.

I watch stuff on Internet with ear phones and occasionally look up for T&A

You know what the Internet is for, right?

You are Glen Quagmire and I claim my £5

Yeah but I tend to not watch that while sat on the sofa with the missus.

I recently saw a clip of Top Gear and thought it was funny.

What have I become?

But i secretly quite like it

Personal question, but are you on your period?

I recently saw a clip of Top Gear and thought it was funny.

What have I become?

Unemployed and watching repeats on Dave?

Personal question, but are you on your period?

Ive lost weight and have swollen moobs, so quite possibly, yes.

My wife is obsessed – to her utter horror she missed the start, but then binge watched dozens of them online. She’s quite mad.

She tells me ex on the beach has just started too which is the same but better/worse.

What’s Love Island?

My wife has gone bonkers for it this year having never really bothered before. I use the time to research 1980’s David Brown/Case on the ipad.

It has been added to the Essex/Chelsea/Geordie/Cheshire nonsense she already watches.

😐

16yo step daughter watches, lord knows what effect it has on my poor old dad if he is in the lounge at the time

What’s Love Island?

It’s on ITV so appeals to those whose aspirations are not working, having money and being famous for doing **** all while they are it.

cut to the chase and just watch Naked Attraction.

You’re supposed to be time crunched, how do you find time to watch Love Island ffs 😕

I indulged a visitor last weekend by putting some catch-up programme of Love Island on. It didn’t last long. It wasn’t even annoying, just shit.
Themmost disturbing thing for me was how groomed the “men” are. Plucked/waxed everything from the eyebrows down, but just the right amout of stubble on the chin. All of them. Bloody weird.

You’re dead to me

What a twist yesterday! Can’t wait to see tonights highlights of the fallout. 😆

cheekymonkey888 – Member

cut to the chase and just watch Naked Attraction.
OH and I watched that on Friday. Didn’t enjoy it and just felt it objectified people.
Plus there was a distinct lack of grass on the pitch. No likey.

We were at friends a couple of weeks ago and one of them mentioned that she really likes it. Since then my wife has mentioned, in passing, the possibility of perhaps, just maybe, we could give it a go. I very quickly put my foot down and said no. Then she asked again last night. So I said no again. So we ended up watching the shitfest that is Orange is the New Black. A small victory I guess.

Plus there was a distinct lack of grass on the pitch. No likey.

Agreed. Why do people do that? It seems the oddest of odd things for an adult with adult bits to do.

My wife is obsessed – to her utter horror she missed the start, but then binge watched dozens of them online. She’s quite mad

hey. that’s my wife! 😯

maybe, we could give it a go.

We should be the judge of whether your wife qualifies for Love Island – pics?

even the title should be an instant mod ban.

Mrs_D is watching it. I’m on here trying not to. Big Brother meets Blind Date meets Shallow Hal with a side helping of Geordie Shore. Jeez

Make it go away, my wife and daughter chatting away watching something so painfully vacuous. Or is it just me.

The fact that Dani Dyer is on it cracks me up…  the potential Love Island BF must be shitting himself in case dad gets a bit perky…

A mates son is a cameraman on Love Island. He told us and we all said “what’s Love Island?”

I don’t own a TV.

Sorry, that was a contraction:

Thank **** I don’t own a TV.

Wish I could watch Danny Dyer watching it.

Wish I could watch Danny Dyer watching

Dyer-cam could be the best bit of it, watching him get all cockney-irate every time one of the potential fella’s says “I would” in reference to Dani jnr.

How does Danny feel about Dani hooking up with a pen selling ‘Aldi’ Mark Wright?

Television. Stupifying the masses since the 50’s. It’s not called the idiot box for nothing.