As per the above; tell us where you are geographically, and what you term those round, soft, baked bread-related goods that you cut in half and add savoury fillings to.
None of the above.
It's a bread roll.
SIMPLES! 8)
As a kid barm cake or oven bottom
Now morning roll
It's a cob
Bread bun or bap. Live in the Midlands but with Northern blood.
The only exception to the above is the stottie
ITS A BARM!!!! FFS!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES?!!!!!
There's only one benchmark test for this. Walk into a chippy in Salford and ask for a chip.... (insert word here)
A chip teacake? I don't think so!See what your life expectancy is after issuing that statement
Most of those things are actually subtly (or not so subtly) different.
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It's a roll you cretins. Sometimes a bap becuase it's a good word.
Chip cob please.
Manchester. Barm.
Stottie of course
You'd ask for a chip butty!!
A chip barm? WTF?
A burger goes in a bun, but sandwich fillings go in a roll.
Cheshire but with Mancunian parentage. So it's barmcake for me, or a barm,
The only thing a barm is is barmy
cob, isn't that a Nottm / Midlands thing?
bun simples
Cob could be Nottingham/Mids as that's where I live now but I wouldn't consider myself Nottingham born and inbred by any standard.
Morning roll - edinburgh
It's a muffin ffs ... I'm so upset that the word muffin has been stolen and is now used in place of the word cake, eg, chocolate cake.
I'll make an exception for:
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Sorry, but a, morning roll sounds like a sexual practice!
Here's a logic argument for you.
If you go into Gregg's and order a product which is sausage meat wrapped in pastry, what do you call it?
Now, if yopu wanted that sausage in a bread covering, you'd need another name to avoid confusion. Hence, sausage cob because a sausage roll already exists.
Considering how regional the terms are, this could go on for a LOOONNGG time...
I will confirm that IN YORKSHIRE it's a bread cake. call it what you will elsewhere 😛
Sausage in a breadcake surely?
Well fired morning roll 😉
I will confirm that IN YORKSHIRE it's a bread cake.
Not in Calderdale it aint!
Although there is a shop in Nottingham called "Pat's Bap's" (sic) but that's a whole different thread.
morning roll
I think that's something else entirely...!
(edit - as someone else said, ignore me)
Sausage in a breadcake ffs ... what you describe is a sausage butty sir 😉
You'd ask for a chip butty!!
I'd ask for a chip cob.
cob, isn't that a Nottm / Midlands thing?
I'm from Sutton-in-Ashfield orriginally, and went to school in Hucknall.
So, yes, it is.
🙂
North West born and bred - Barm cake
I'd ask for a chip cob.
A CHIP COB? A CHIP ****ING COB? [b]ARE YOU FRENCH?[/b]
PP, don't you mean 'ucknall?
Breadcake, or at a stretch, teacake.
When I was little, growing up in East Lancashire, they were teacakes. The ones with raisins in were "fruit teacakes" as opposed to plain ones. We also had muffins, though I'm not sure exactly what the differentiation ever was; size or density, perhaps - they come out differently in different parts of the oven, giving rise to "bottom muffins" done in a Lancashire oven.
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When I started Uni in Preston, everyone called them barms. I'd never come across this term before. Ex-students of a certain age will have fond memories of Mama's Wonderbarm Shop.
I will confirm that IN YORKSHIRE it's a bread cake.
Not in Calderdale it aint!
Calderdale is almost Lancashire, so really the social outcast of Yorkshire... 😯
It can only be called BREADCAKE, anything else is just wrong.
Chip cob???, its a butty FFS. 😆
🙂Uni in Preston
Breadcake 😀 West Yorkshire.
It's a ciabatta roll.
It was a chip butty when I lived in Wales but that doesn't mean a thing.
It's a ciabatta roll.
That's when you have sex with a wookie.
CharlieMungus - problem?
Panini
Calderdale is almost Lancashire, so really the social outcast of Yorkshire...
You are so dead...... 👿
😆 Cougar
PP, don't you mean 'ucknall?
Ahh.
Gi'ore scrattin and gerron wi it!
Ayya gorra barra ah can borra?
Gi us a borra o'ya gadda, yoth!
Oo worra wi? Worra wi mi mam or worra wi me sen?
Ee can't* stop a pig in a gennel wi them legs
All genuine things said to me or to a mate of mine (top one, from his dad)
All of which I understood perfectly. I love Notts slang.
* Would sound more like a swear word used for 'lady parts' which would get me banned!
"Bottom Muffins"!!!! LOL!!!!
They wouldn't be called such a girlie name on the proper side of the pennines.
BREADCAKE!
In Barnsley its a teacake, and no, it's not got currants or raisins in it - that would be a currant teacake.
STOP THIS MADNESS.
Salford speak.
Barm - what chips go in - "can I have a chip barm please"
(a chip butty is chips betwixt to slices of Warburtons Super Toastie)
Roll - what hot dogs go in
Teacake - similar shape to a barm but with dried fruit in it. Toast and eat with with butter or Cheshire cheese
Vienna - a length of French bread to be filled with what you like - e.g. tuna salad etc..
Crumpet - blind drilled bread product to be toasted and smothered in butter and or cheese.
carlosg - Member
Breadcake 😀 West Yorkshire.
Not in this part of West Yorks, it's teacake round my way.
Cougar - Member
CharlieMungus - problem?
What sir? Me sir? No Sir!
blind drilled
LOL. I do love a technical term thrown into another context.
I'll buy you a brew (for those who don't know we are in adjacent offices) if you can get Drip Ring, Grease Nipple, End Flange or Reamed in.
Not in this part of West Yorks, it's teacake round my way
You must come from somewhere that thinks it's posh then ! Otley / Ilkley ? 😉
All of which I understood perfectly. I love Notts slang.
Oddly, I can parse 95% percent of that in Lancastrian as well, I think only 'gadda' and 'yoth' evaded me. Youth?
Calderdale is almost Lancashire, so really the social outcast of Yorkshire...
You are so dead......
Not too worried, most Calderdale residents have never left there postcode area, pretty sure you would be truly lost by the time you got to Bradford, so would turn round and go home.... 😆 😯
( And you couldn't use sat nav as your "'oss" has no 12v supply.) 😮
Its all academic anyway really isn't it? Surely we've all moved on to sun-dried tomato forcaccia?
Or are you lot really as uncultured as you're making out?
Frites au pain tartine de Sarsons?
carlosg - Member
Not in this part of West Yorks, it's teacake round my way
You must come from somewhere that thinks it's posh then ! Otley / Ilkley ? 😉
😆 Originally from Cullingworth, moved to Bingley 15 years ago.
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All of which I understood perfectly. I love Notts slang.Oddly, I can parse 95% percent of that in Lancastrian as well, I think only 'gadda' and 'yoth' evaded me. Youth?
Gadda, Got to?
Yoth is indeed Youth. They'd normally be a 'me duck' added in there also.
BTW it's a chip cob at Loughborough/Leicester but family from nearer Derby so might well have come from there I suppose.
Tea Cake, that's got fruit in it!
Barm? don't you keep tractors in those, oh, sorry, I'm thinking Barn.
I LOL'd at blind drilled too.
I think once upon a time I would have said bread roll or bread bun, except when containing hot foodstuffs such as bacon or chips in which case it would have been bacon butty/chip butty.
However, in order to buy food at work I've had to embrace cob as well as fuddle and snatch! Cob day tomorrow 😀