Arrrrrrrrr Camel Toe

Put you off your breakfast ay!

Says someone with the word "Bukkake" in your username… 🙂

Do you like looking at pictures of men in lycra?

not you fatty!

Ah I see, you just like to look at skinny men in lycra.

Yes, i do, so your perfectly safe. 😉

I've noticed that the latest inserts tend to do this – it's the way they're shaped with 'valley's so that they don't ruck up. Not a good look off the bike unfortunately…

I've noticed that the latest inserts tend to do this – it's the way they're shaped with 'valley's so that they don't ruck up. Not a good look off the bike unfortunately…

My Asoss shorts are a nightmare for that, looks like I have a right meaty fangita down there when I'm off the bike.

Fangita – now where's that from? It's bugging me. Top word.

that's not a camel toe….this is a camel toe….

LOL 🙂

Dear Lord! I'll bet she has to wash herself 'with a rag on a stick'

My main concern now thou is if Miller's right hand is blocking view of the glory hole.

Bukakkehairdo, I'm intrigued to how you draw the assumption I'm fat (Ok I'm not a stick insect)?

Have we met?

The guy in glasses behind def wants Miller as he's all over him – perhaps its because of the camel toe and he thinks he is a lady boy 🙂

Everyone knows you're fat, Mike 🙂

that's not a camel toe…
indeed. i believe the correct term is "moose knuckle".

Bukakkehairdo, I'm intrigued to how you draw the assumption I'm fat

I seem to recall seeing picture of you in some Las Vegas Institute of sport atire, you looked a bit gouty from my recallection, maybe it was the purpleness of it all, but 'race whippet' doesn't spring to mind.

Wiggins is a little lopsided. I think he ought to see a doctor about that.

Fangita – now where's that from?

that's an avidarism.

Look it up on http://www.urbandictionary.com/ – soem choice analagous words 🙂

Gouty? Hmmm..

Race whippet, no, don't know about gouty either.

Tubby?

6'2" 13 stone 10, tubby if you like but a darn slight slimmer than a lot on here.

😉

a darn slight slimmer than a lot on here

Oooh get you

🙂

Christ on a bike, i'd of put you at 13 Stone 5lbs at most, you have exceeded my entry level for critisism by quite a margin, that's some eating you must be doing there……….

tubs.

You'll always be a fatty to us, Mike 🙂

Christ on a bike, i'd of put you at 13 Stone 5lbs at most

I breathe in a lot.

what, you breathe in a lot of cake?

It's a skill some people have and others never will. You're just jealous…

what, you breathe in a lot of cake?

Between thick shakes, yes.

FFS Stoner – I've only just had my brekkie!

Hmm, still intrigued Mr Hairdo, your'e a member for only one month with so few posts yet you know who I am and what team I ride for and as I recall apart from above I haven't posted any pics of myself on here recently..

**scratches chin**

Are you sure that he's not a figment of your imagination Mike? A la Tyler Durden in Fight Club?

In any case I admire Mr Hairdo's courage. I'm sure he'd be completely prepared to make those remarks to your face, should he ever meet you in person. 😉

I regularly do 🙂

What an intriguing thread. We have a new "anonymous bitchy personal remarks" troll. Don't let him get to you Mike. 🙂

I'm not offended just intrigued, I appear to have an Internet stalker.

Which is nice.

I believe that what the lady in the red is sporting is what Marcus Brigstocke has coined a "Gunt". The bulgy bit between a fat lady's gut and her …… well you can fill in the rest yourselves. 😉

We know it as a bunt belly and er cun….