Wondering what to do with that old stash of grumble?

There is a solution!

“A website where families can book “discreet removals” of adult books owned by their dead relatives has launched out of an Islington shop”

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/the-adult-bookshop-where-londoners-can-dispose-of-their-dead-relatives-porn-stash-10191974.html

What will they think of next?

Can’t you just bung it all in before they screw the lid down?

I would have thought hiding it under the nearest hedge is customary.

I would have thought hiding it under the nearest hedge is customary.

‘zackkly !
This is an outrage
Will no-one think of the children ? 😥

As a young Student in SE London, one of my house-mates had a PT job with a house clearance business. He was forever bringing home stuff including a few hundred weight of haribo type sweets from one job. On another occasion he bought home pile of the most disgusting porn I think I have ever seen, either before or since. And this in the days long before T’internet 😳

I would have thought hiding it under the nearest hedge is customary.

The youth of today have no idea how good they have it.

Stick it on freecycle and see who turns up!

“But it’s not just from families,” he said.

“But from people who do not know what to do with their porn. You can’t just throw it away or sell it because it’s worthless or sensitive – it might be a personal picture, or a polaroid of an old girlfriend.”

That’s one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever read in a newspaper article.

“Oh dear, what shall I do with that sensitive and explicit polaroid photo of my old girlfriend ? I can’t just burn it or rip it up and throw it away”.

“I know……..I’ll hand it over to some bloke called Dave at webuyanyporn.com, that’s the easiest and most sensible way to dispose of it”

In this instance can you tell what a treasured picture is because…Actually,no; I don’t want a ban.

The youth of today have no idea how good they have it.

They are jaded and de-sensitized by their compulsive effort-free digital self-pleasuring.

Also, how on earth is anyone supposed to develop a real relationship with someone unless they had to buy pictures of her from a newsagent at the risk of extreme disapproval and then store them under a mattress?

🙂

webuyanyporn.com

Brilliant 😆

Is this not an actual plot from Coupling?

Is this not an actual plot from Coupling?

my first thought: porn buddies

I love Jeff

http://www.snotr.com/video/3806/Porn_Buddies

Probably nsfw

Give it to toppers, for his rehab.

I once had to clear out the uni halls photography society’s darkroom.

Blimey.

How times have changed. Over-utilised pron used to be more difficult to dispose of than spent fuel rods*

*this is not a euphemism.

I thought people kept all their porn on flash drives and SD cards nowadays.

They don’t?

Oh.

Funny, I went home on my lunchbreak to remove an old fitted wardrobe and found an old Razzle tucked behind the back. Got me thinking how difficult it was for chaps before the internet…

I went home on my lunchbreak to remove an old fitted wardrobe and found ……

You blamed the previous occupier ?

Bruce’s Bar and Grill!

A friend of mine and his family had to clear out his uncle’s flat after he died. Now this family are relatively conservative, dour yorkshire types and the mum’s in her 80s. The uncle on the other hand was an enthusiastic and very, very active member of the London gay scene in the 80s and 90s. When they were clearing out they came across some* pornography which certainly expanded their minds, a great deal of black rubber clothing, a walk in wardrobe/sex dungeon but the highlight was when the mum wandered in holding something she couldn’t identify that she’s found in a kitchen cupboard.

It turned out to be a buttplug which had started out the size of, say, a melon but had been wrapped in hundreds and hundreds of layers of condoms to bulk it out to literally bigger than her head. It looked well used. He’s got a cracking photo of the moment he explained to her what it was.

In this case discreet disposal would have robbed the family of a wonderful bonding experience.

*When I say some, we’re talking multiple black bags worth of grot. In every room in the flat.

😆 Brilliant

The phrase arse like a wizards sleeve comes to mind.

In this case discreet disposal would have robbed the family of a wonderful bondage experience.

corrected

I found some gloriously ropey 80s shed company porno calanders hidden in my loft.

I put them back, I like to think of them as a grot time capsule.

lemonysam,
Thanks for the genuine LOL to brighten up my lunchtime browsing.

have I missed something? i can’t believe I’m the first to suggest that

Well he’s still got some interesting pictures of his uncle I could probably get him to post but they’d quickly result in a ban.

……literally bigger than her head. It looked well used.

Seriously?

Bigger than her head?

😐

ernie_lynch – Member

……literally bigger than her head. It looked well used.

Seriously?

Bigger than her head?

You probably have to take your glasses off….

Bigger than her head?

100% true; at least in girth. Length-wise – from memory – I’d say similar but I don’t have the pictures to hand.

I once had to help clear out a garage for a g/f after her father suffered a major stroke and was left half paralysed and requiring round the clock care.

It was quite am emotional time for everyone when we went through broken tools etc that were just taking up space and were never going to be used again, however I opened a dusty drawer and found a carrier bag full of continental grot dating back to the 1970s, judging by the (ahem) hairstyles on display.

I couldn’t allow the great man’s family to stumble upon his chud stash, so I sneaked it out in a cardboard box marked “carpentry offcuts” and placed it upon a bonfire in the garden. The pron was granted a proper Viking funeral, although I did have to chase the missus and kids away when the cardboard box burned to reveal a glossy A5 cover of two hirsute ladies indulging in some impromptu spelunking. Thankfully, the task was completed with everyone’s dignity intact.

Later that evening, I shared a few drams of whiskey with the distinguished gentleman himself. It was absolutely the very least I could do.

the most disgusting porn I think I have ever seen, either before or since

Not been on 4chan then?

Seriously?

Bigger than her head?

It happens…