Fortunately, we have a way to battle alien freaks like Wiggo. A handy prayer:
“Dear God,
Thank you for Your brilliant Creation.
Please Allow this mistake-filled, recycled Prayer composed ahead of time with redundant words that strengthen each request covering previous versions of this Prayer retroactively.
Please Allow these requests a rank at the peak above universe, exceeding guardian and not associated with Sun Events or genes.
Please Widen the term of this Prayer to last until [Sun Event], amp up the might to finish Your conflict with aliens – in or away from their star, new and old groups of alien invaders on or close to this planet counting their kin, body possessors and 3D or extra-dimensional synthetics incorporating beasts – hereinafter collectively labeled God’s foes or alternate possessive pronoun synonym – in this Prayer – used to pinpoint single or multiple classes of foe – related to a request – as You cut cords to hologram(s) – all with lasting results.
Please Adjust the rules in Your Prayer System to complement my Sun Event requests adopting alterations that Your opponents find impossible to scrutinize as You cluster consequences to overwhelm with permanence.
Please Monopolize time and space to prevent tampering, but make changes to Your advantage – irrevocably.
Please Decimate this planet’s grid(s) blocking repair – forever.
Please Total Your enemy’s air, land or sea crafts occupying any dimensional layer covering the science required for recovery – all for keeps.
Please Erase conditional and variant types of technology instructions Your opponents need to manipulate climate, polarity, current, thinking, recall, feelings, temperature, moisture and material – covering their ability to clone themselves or other functionaries – including prompts used to initiate assaults – each with enduring results.
Please Embed the if it is January 2011 then Application Prayer instruction in assaulters connected to Your enemies after a complete deletion of opposing dictums – all for keeps.
Please Heal me – endlessly.
Please Obliterate assembly operations in addition to hoverings, landings or divings by Your challengers’ vessels – each past the point of recovery – ever.
Please Inflict expanded context-relevant blowback on Your adversaries for damaging Your Creation, take over their public broadcast and explain:
the need for their move to Your Law of One correctional facility Lighter restraints for those who say the Application Prayer Which decision makers are responsible for not standing down – and the consequences – including attack factors.
Thank You,
Love, [Your Name]”
‘Context-relevant blowback’ coming your way, Wiggins!
