Who would be your preferred choice for middle east peace envoy

we all know the current holder of this position is a c##k

so my personal choice would be a double act of Vic and Bob

the pope and the Dali Lama ….religion is just great at bringing about peace anywhere in the world. Or george Bush only a keen mind and a cunning diplomat can help now… believe he will have some free time soon.

GLUMPTON … but only if real diplomacy is needed once he has thumped enough people (for being nice) surely peace will rain supreme?

Blair would be a superb choice, but for his involvement in the invasion of Iraq. Clinton would be excellent too.

The right person is probably an asian or south american diplomat we’ve never heard of.

Edward Teller is dead, so how about a few of his ‘children’?

Gerri Halliwell, but probably not in the Union Jack dress! 😉 😀

Arni

and jean claude van damme as his wing man

That is such a depressing road map, and so horribly right…

Fhwree Bwrian!

Ant and Dec.

Chuck Norris.

That is such a depressing road map, and so horribly right…

It also points to the ideal candidate for the job- a primary school teacher. They should all be made to sit with their hands on their heads and not allowed out to play until someone owns up to starting it.

someone with a time machine

getting back to black adder then

Tim Minchin with his “Peace Anthem for Palestine”

Genius!

Worksafe but you need sound

Surely the people who appointed Blair will now be looking at an equally suitable and perfectly qualified soon-to-be-ex premier? One with a perfect track record on bringing peace to the region?

How about Boris Johnson ?

He’s tactful enough and know about the ins and outs of the middle east conflict.

Jesus

Bjork

She could solve the whole thing with music

Richard Dawkins 🙂

Tony Benn

Richard Dawkins might be the only person in the world who would be a worse choice than Tony Bliar.

Fred/Bra/Shox/Rude

obviously!

Is anyone else mildly disapointed that no-ones tried to shoot the current “peace envoy” yet?

Given his record re: afghanistan and Iraq I was sure that he’d be dodging bullets as soon as he got their.

Not that I’m suggesting that it would be good if he was shot…..

….. he should be hung like the traitor to his country he is!

;o)

Boutros Boutros Ghali…seeing as the Egyptians are currently trying to model themselves as peace makers!

Given his record re: afghanistan and Iraq I was sure that he’d be dodging bullets as soon as he got their.

Has he actually been there? Having just got back from his holiday, he’s gone to the States to get a medal for starting a war in the Middle East. Maybe he should keep the medal in his breast pocket – it might deflect a bullet.

surely Mr ro is your man ?

Sadly, right now “peace” is not the priority in the Middle East.

The priority is justice.

After all, there can never be “peace” without “justice”.

🙁

i think i could do it… yes, i could.

firstly, indite the leaders of both israel and whoever-seems-to-run-hamas as war criminals.

secondly, send in the vietnamese army as ‘peacekeepers’, with the proviso that they do the same job in the region as they did with the khmer rouge in cambodia. (that is, quietly put a bullet in the head of anyone who upsets them) you mustn’t get squeamish at this point, it has to be done.

thirdly, withdraw the vietnamese army and encourage those left to engage in sensible discussion. or we’ll let the vietnamese back in again…

i await the call.