I’d like something original such as the participation of the entire stadium.
By creating an electrical charge by rubbing their arses frantically on specially designed static charge generators, commonly known as plastic seats, 80 thousand people, minus the corpirates as they have already done so much to make the games what they are today (and for which , we shall remain eternally grateful. Amen) power a 50ft high Mechanical Steve Ovett, which raises it’s arm in a flaming one fingered salute to lord Seb.
Either that or the blind archer routine, provided they don’t miss the torch 8)
Edit: Doh. Sausage fingers on android phone. That should read corporate, but as it looks so right-on, I’ll leave it be.