I do ride alot, every weekend for 2 decent day rides, and every day to work.
And you were doing sooooooo well (even including the dislike for Orange) until this point… Then you screwed it up by actively riding your bike a lot! Shame… 😉
How STW you think you are is inversely proportional to how STW you really are. Kinda like being cool. Being STW isn’t cool btw.
So if you think you’re very middle of the road, what’s the inverse proportion to that? 😕
– VAG car – Have had an Audi and a couple of VW’s in the past. Currently own a (draws deep breath in over teeth) Renault! It is worth less than any of my bikes though…
– Orange 5 – No, never have, never will
– 29er – Guilty as charge. It is a lot more mainstream than the typical STW 29er though.
– Full sus bike with too much travel – Not these days, though have done in the past
– Road Bike – Yes, and probably ride it more than MTB these days!
– Coffee Snob – Can appreciate a good coffee (note I said good, not expensive) on occasion, but still generally prefer a cup of tea. Drink more soft drinks (sugar free) than either though.
– IT Geek – Not enough to do it professionally.
– Real Ale Weirdo – No. Have recently rediscovered proper cider though after many years T Total.
– Beard – Usually unshaven, but despite being 33, I still couldn’t call what grows on my face a “beard”
– Wood Burner – 2 of them! 😛 Have had a wood burner in many houses I have lived in.
– Lefty – No chance. Get back to work and stop moaning about the lack of teabags in the staff canteen!
– Ride my bike – A lot more than I used to. A lot more than a lot of people I know that frequent this forum, but also a lot less than others.
– Overweight – No, despite the amount I eat.
– iPhone – Guilty
– Mac – Guilty again
– iPad – NOT Guilty (I’ll struggle by with just the 2 Apple products)
All of the above criteria count for only one point each though…
Me
I talk a lot of shit
(Plus most others here)
This counts for at least 10 points (and guilty as charged)…