Bloody Scotch muck. We go over there in a boat to edumucate them in the ways of booze and religion and they bastardise the important part. Irish "Whiskey" is the only whiskey worth drinking and Middleton is about as good as you can get.
Words fail me. It was a joke, perhaps I should have decorated it liberally with smily faces and exclamation marks so you would understand the ironic and self deprecating nature of spelling the word educate – edumucate. Jesus christ.