What’s brown and sticky? A stick
What’s brown and sticky and speaks with a funny accent? A french stick
What’s brown and sticky and runs round the garden? A fence
What’s brown and sticky and looks through your bedroom window? Poo on stilts
Stallone: Guys, I’m making a movie about composers. I’ll play Beethoven.
Van Damme: and I’ll be Mozart
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I’m not saying it.