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  • Whats happening at on-one then?
  • ChristoGinger
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    See bikeradar for a on one / brant related thing. curiosity has got the better of me…

    apologies

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    he was looking to move house a while back.

    Maybe he’s investing in a bigger shed?

    mrmichaelwright
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    i’ve heard rumours

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    “i’ve heard rumours”

    care to start one?

    Jenga
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    I heard a rumour that Planet X wasn’t in the best of health. Anyone know if there’s any truth in that?

    mrmichaelwright
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    i’m sure you can wait til monday

    it’d be a quantum shift if it’s true though

    woody2000
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    druidh
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    A “quantum leap”? i.e. a very, very small movement?

    Or is it more like this?

    poppa
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    Does this mean pre-mainstream On-Ones will become collectors items?

    druidh
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    More to the point, will you be able to use your W****e voucher to get a discount?

    mrmichaelwright
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    no, a quantum leap in that it defies the norms of understanding

    finbar
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    zOMG! It’ll be just like Klein and Trek all over again. Only without the nice paint.

    druidh
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    Are there any Norms on this site?

    I know we have a Fred and a few Simons..

    Drac
    Full Member

    Ziggy says there’ **** all chance of Brant telling you to Monday.

    miketually
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    Oxboy
    Free Member

    The Living Carpets – Quality blast from the past!

    richc
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    brant has been very quiet recently.

    boxelder
    Full Member

    Fireplace needs re-pointing and those kitchen cupboards are well wonky. Does gary Fisher not mind folk borrowing his beards?

    KINGTUT
    Free Member

    I’ll start a rumour;

    Perhaps it’s a rescue deal after on-one/ planets X’s recent skirmish with the Inland Revenue.

    druidh
    Free Member

    KINGTUT – Member

    I’ll start a rumour;

    Perhaps it’s a rescue deal after on-one/ planets X’s recent skirmish with the Inland Revenue.

    I was thinking not so much “rescue deal”, more “change of trading arrangements”. Sounds like Brant got shafted by the tax folks due to incorrect advice. Maybe this change just makes more sense in light of those tax rules.

    piedidiformaggio
    Free Member

    I believe (in a I just made this up kinda way) that he is leaving the bike business and setting up a new venture specialising in amputee pornography

    Stu
    Full Member

    Maybe Gordon’s bought it for us to save British jobs?

    Here’s the video of Brant calling him!

    boxelder
    Full Member

    Hmmmmmm sounds’ armless enough, good luck to him.

    brant
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    I heard a rumour that Planet X wasn’t in the best of health. Anyone know if there’s any truth in that?

    NO truth in that at all. Planet X are in excellent health in every way. Other than that, I’m not going to speculate.

    Vortexracing
    Full Member

    sod the rumour

    any cheap bike going?

    mrmichaelwright
    Free Member

    the rumour i heard* was that Brant was going to change his hairstyle and facial topiary to a style more befitting of his age

    just a rumour mind

    *not really

    richc
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    Good time to cozy up with a big bike brand, especially with cheap frames/deals in Taiwan drying up due to the exchange rate.

    JollyGreenGiant
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    Appoints Halfords as distributor…….?

    miketually
    Free Member

    On the “how much are you paid thread”, Brant said he owned shares in a bike company that’s doing very well, so it’s probably not anything related to bad financial health of the company.

    My guess 1: Selling build kits rather than bikes
    My guess 2: Brant drinks too much red wine tonight and blabs on Twitter or here 🙂

    PeterPoddy
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    Bikes to be sold only through marketing on STW website?

    Ohh. What do you mean they already are?

    😉

    KINGTUT
    Free Member

    Ok I’ll start another rumor;

    Upgrade is taking over the distribution of on-one frames.

    piedidiformaggio
    Free Member

    A bit of made up research has revealed that he has invented a new process for making road bicycles entirely out of his own logos as he was dissapointed with the lack of logos on previous bikes.

    Maybe

    thomthumb
    Free Member

    maybe the trek thing is going to rear it’s head finally?

    richc
    Free Member

    I heard it was more along the lines of a home video featuring 1 man, 1 inbred and 1 tub of muc-off.

    I shit you not.

    piedidiformaggio
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    I heard it was more along the lines of a home video featuring 1 man, 1 inbred and 1 tub of muc-off

    you forgot that it’s a one armed man

    Stoner
    Free Member

    last I heard Tomac had offered him a job designing tyre nobbles.

    ourmaninthenorth
    Full Member

    Bikes to be sold only through marketing on STW website?

    On-one’s viral marketing extends to Twitter as brant launches a new, even nicherer range of bikes designed for those with very short attention spans and blogging urges. To be branded “Twa*ter”.

    CHB
    Full Member

    Nah, he’s just got a bigger shed, with an Aga and spa pool fitted.

    andym
    Free Member

    to

    theotherjonv
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    PMSL at several comments on here

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